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European Super League

The brand-new breakaway league formed by the top European soccer teams, including Manchester United, Liverpool, Manchester City, Arsenal, Chelsea, Tottenham, FC Barcelona, Real Madrid, Atletico Madrid, Inter Milan, AC Milan and Juventus.

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Baseball

A slow-mo American sport where a few guys run around in circles after trying to hit a ball with a tree limb.

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Charles Barkley

Intellectual broken clock and the biggest trash-talker in NBA history who’s right twice a day by accident.

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MLB

Major League Baseball, which consists of 30 teams, with two leagues; American League and National League. 14 teams are AL and 16 are NL. The MLB’s championship is known as the World Series, where the AL champion plays the NL champion in a best-of-7 series.

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Tom Brady

Best Quarterback ever played.

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Super Bowl

NFL championship game, where we see 30 second clips of black athletes running in between overhyped woke commercials.

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Super Bowl LV

2021 Super Bowl game where Tom Brady won seventh ring as Tampa Bay Buccaneers crushed Kansas Chiefs 31-9.

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2020 NBA Finals

American basketball final games that nobody watched.

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NBA Ratings Collapse

Social Justice at its finest.

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Cam Newton

Obnoxious -and oppressed- QB of New England Patriots with a eurotrash sense of fashion

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Triathlete

A person who can’t decide which sport to compete in

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Sturgis Bike Rally

Yearly South Dakota gathering of 300,000 middle-age-crisis ‘bad-boy’ bikers, dressed in black leather that barely covers their beer bellies, zooming around the Black Hills.

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