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Fiat – Chrysler

Italian-American multinational car company making spaghetti Jeeps

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Tesla

The Unicorn of the Wall Street

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Goodyear

Politically Correct Necklacing Apparatus for Social Justice Warriors

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Mercedes Benz

Overpriced and over-engineered German car, made in China.

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Mechanic

a car professional who has never seen or heard the common problems you describe about your car before

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Uber

American on-demand car service company running online illegal taxi operations with everyday people in their own cars without registering as a taxi service.

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Electric Car

Unreliable transportation vehicle that costs more money, relies on more energy, and pollutes the environment three times as much as gas-powered alternative.

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Land Rover

Overpriced British car that sends the mechanic’s kids to college.

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Ford

The reason people buy foreign cars

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SUV

The ultimate excuse to never have to parallel park again.

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Garage

An attic on a lower level

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NASCAR

The place to keep drunk rednecks off our streets for over 50 years.

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