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Annual Celebration of Ingratitude, Dissatisfaction, Abomination, Bickering and Resentment by African Americans.
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Bible
Ancient fantasy publication about made-up events in the parallel universe -
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Easter
A Christian holiday acknowledging the existence of Zombies by commemorating the resurrection of Jesus from the dead on the third day after his burial following his crucifixion. -
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Thanksgiving
North American annual celebration for diabetes and heart attacks. -
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Christmas
The time of the year people sit in front of a plastic tree, eat candy out of socks, and listen 50’s music. -
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International Women’s Day
The day we celebrate the hard work of being born with two X-Chromosomes. -
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4th of July
Another excuse to get drunk and light things on fire. -
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Halloween
The only time kids are encouraged to take candy from strangers -
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Mother's Day
The acknowledgment of free domestic maid services. -
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Memorial Day
Annual mattress buying event for Americans. -
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Father's Day
The day to acknowledge unappreciated ATM machines. -
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