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Michael Bloomberg

Former New York mayor who wants to buy the Democratic nomination for the 2020 Presidential election

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Fighting the Oligarchy

The favorite hobby of millionaires who lecture the rest of us about inequality from their private jets and multiple mansions.

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COVID Relief Funds

The greatest wealth transfer in history where politicians printed trillions, called it “relief,” and handed it to everyone except the people who actually needed it.

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Luxury Investment

Rich people’s lucrative hobby.

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Warren Buffett

The most successful Insider Trader of Wall Street

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2026 Masters Tournament

The one week a year when rich men in pastel pants pretend they’re athletes while the rest of America pretends to care about golf.

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Trust-Fund Socialist

A revolutionary who’s personally waiting for their inheritance before seizing the means of production.

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Wealth Tax

The socialist dream that punishes saving and rewards spending until everyone is equally broke.

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Activist

People who passionately believe in a cause until they get rich

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Life Insurance

a contract that keeps you poor all your life so that your survivors can be rich after you die

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Anxiety

The ultimate first-world luxury disease.

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Higher Energy Prices

The silent wealth transfer from working families to political donors and foreign energy suppliers.

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