Australian Open

The tournament organizers’ genius idea to put the world’s best athletes in a desert oven for two weeks, sell tickets to watch them suffer, and call it “the happy Slam.”

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oatly
02/11/2026

Novak Djokovic’s personal backyard where he wins titles faster than border officials can deport him.

melody
01/18/2022

The Grand Slam that celebrates “summer tennis” by scheduling matches at times when normal humans are hiding indoors with AC, then calls it “tradition.”

Yup
01/18/2022

Showroom for prison colony despotism.

Common Sense
01/18/2022

Fake tournament as the reining champion cannot defend his title.

2OldForThis
01/18/2022

A tennis tournament where 5 people collapsed or had health issues in a day.

asher
01/07/2022

A competition to die for – if you’re vaccinated which is not even optional.

keymaster
01/07/2022

International tennis tournament for fully-vaccinated obedient players.

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Stupid

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