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Artemis II

NASA’s progressive Moon mission where the diverse crew spends a week circling the Moon taking DEI group photos and comes home without landing.

189 Points
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Mission Accomplished

The victory banner that gets hung right before everything falls apart spectacularly.

235 Points
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China's Global Governance Initiative (GGI)

The ultimate Chinese rebranding of “We run the world now” wrapped in flowery UN-style language.

277 Points
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Trump's Address to the Nation

The only presidential speech that treats “still at war” as a progress report.

282 Points
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Bimbofication

The modern trend where women voluntarily trade their brains for bigger lips, bigger breasts, and smaller IQs in the name of “empowerment.”

235 Points
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The Daily Mail

The British tabloid that turned “clickbait” into an art form and still manages to break more real stories than most legacy outlets combined.

242 Points
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Feeding Our Future

The Minnesota fraud ring that turned school lunch programs into a multimillion-dollar cash buffet for its founders.

246 Points
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Fang Fang

The Chinese spy who turned “honey trap” into a congressional internship program and made Eric Swalwell’s career a national punchline.

196 Points
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Masoud Pezeshkian

The “moderate” face of the Iran Islamic Republic who sounds like he’s running for Congress in Berkeley instead of leading a theocracy that chants “Death to America.”

214 Points
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Removal Of Iryna Zarutska Mural

The official sanitization of reality where Democrat rulers in Rhode Island prioritize feelings over facts and remove any reminder that their policies kill people.

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Christian Dior

The fashion house that turned insecurity into profit by making women believe carrying the right logo will make them exclusive.

258 Points
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Louis Vuitton

The company that sells exclusivity to the masses and then wonders why its bags show up in every thrift store and counterfeit market.

248 Points
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Energy Independence

The goal America achieved under Trump, lost under Biden, and is now desperately trying to remember how it happened.

266 Points
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Florida Missy’s Law

The law that ensures judges can no longer release dangerous criminals pending sentencing and then act surprised when they commit more horrors.

243 Points
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April's Fools Day

The day you can be a total jackass and get away with it.

210 Points
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Booming Red State Economies

The living proof that capitalism, not compassion theater, is still the best way to create widespread opportunity

291 Points
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Grade Inflation

The academic version of printing money, keep pumping out higher grades until the diploma becomes worthless.

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'Go get your own oil'

The classic Trump line aimed at NATO partners who close airspace to U.S. planes, stay out of the fight, and still expect the U.S. Navy to babysit their energy supplies.

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France, Italy blocking airspace for Iran-related US ops

The reminder that some NATO “allies” are better at symbolic resistance than actual alliance when real stakes appear.

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U.S. House Bill 752

The common-sense Idaho law that protects women and girls from men in dresses by enforcing biological reality in public facilities.

274 Points
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Birthright Citizenship

The 19th-century loophole that now functions as a global maternity tourism service and automatic voter recruitment program.

295 Points
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Taxpayer Exodus from Blue States

The slow-motion bankruptcy of blue governance, where the productive class packs up and the dependent class stays behind demanding more.

267 Points
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Lithium Battery

The energy storage device that destroys the planet with toxic mining, catches fire more dramatically than a California forest, and costs more to dispose of than your monthly electric bill.

268 Points
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Judicial Tyranny

The modern form of dictatorship where unelected judges in black robes override elected presidents, governors, and legislatures with a single signature.

272 Points
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Minnesota's In-State Tuition For Illegal Immigrants

The progressive generosity that rewards breaking the law while punishing Minnesotans who follow it.

248 Points
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Assisted Suicide

The government-sponsored exit strategy for when life gets expensive or inconvenient.

281 Points
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Project Hail Mary

The movie that proved Hollywood can still make money by telling a good story instead of lecturing the audience.

296 Points
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Spain closes airspace to US planes involved in Iran operations

The geopolitical posturing that reminds everyone why America built aircraft carriers.

258 Points
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Terminator: Dark Fate

The Hollywood woke remake that reminded everyone why some franchises should stay terminated.

157 Points
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Jerusalem

The holy site that proves God has an excellent sense of humor and a terrible sense of real estate management.

225 Points
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OFCOM

The UK’s official Ministry of Truth that decides which opinions are safe for British citizens to hear.

253 Points
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Climate-Change Denial

The ultimate modern blasphemy of daring to ask for evidence instead of joining the apocalyptic cult and its very profitable tithing system.

235 Points
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Subprime Crisis 2.0

The predictable disaster that proves the only thing politicians learned from 2008 is how to do it again with better marketing.

200 Points
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Ancestral Debt Spiral

The moral accounting system where you’re billed for the sins of people you never met, payable to people who never suffered them, and the invoice never expires.

90 Points
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Capitalism

The system that rewards innovation and punishes laziness, which is exactly why so many people hate it

239 Points
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Iran Destroys US AWACS Jet At Saudi Airbase

The embarrassing reminder that expensive American hardware parked in the Middle East is only as safe as the weakest local defense.

257 Points
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Canadian Ontario College of Physicians and Surgeons

The licensing mafia that punished doctors for practicing actual medicine instead of following government talking points.

221 Points
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No Kings Protests

The theatrical street performance where leftists who love unelected bureaucrats, global institutions, and totalitarian dictatorships suddenly pretend to hate unchecked power.

258 Points
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Solitaire

The digital time-waster that turns “just one more game” into “where did the last three hours go?”

253 Points
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American Revolution

The only revolution in history that actually made life better for ordinary people instead of just swapping one set of tyrants for another.

275 Points
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Renaissance

The era that proved human creativity thrives when it stops waiting for permission from priests and kings.

246 Points
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Industrial Revolution

The only period in history where making life better is treated as a moral failure by academics.

197 Points
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Ukraine Government's Diversion of War Aid to Biden Campaign

The audacious money-laundering operation that used a war-torn country as a funding source back to the Democrat Party.

264 Points
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CCTV

The modern panopticon that gives you the illusion of safety while turning every citizen into a permanent suspect.

252 Points
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Welfare

The political bribe disguised as charity that buys votes with other people’s money.

286 Points
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A-10 Warthog

The ugly flying tank that looks like it was designed by a committee of drunk engineers and still outlives every prettier plane sent to replace it.

250 Points
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Eurasia

The vast landmass that keeps reminding Western globalists that their ocean-separated clubhouse isn’t the only neighborhood on the block.

223 Points
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Society with Bound Capital

The economic cage where capital is allowed to exist only if it knows its place, pays its tributes, and never forgets who’s in charge.

234 Points
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iPhone 17 Pro

The $1,200 rectangle that will be slightly thinner, slightly faster, and slightly more expensive than the iPhone 16 Pro you already own.

237 Points
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Fact

The stubborn little thing that refuses to change no matter how loudly feelings scream at it.

260 Points
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