Salty Dictionary – Express Yourself

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Who to Follow

The curated list that ensures your timeline stays safely within the echo chamber while giving the illusion of choice.

193 Points
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Premier League

The overpriced soccer circus where Saudi oil money, American hedge funds, and Russian oligarchs buy up clubs while English fans mortgage their homes to watch millionaires jog around.

261 Points
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American-Born Pope

The geopolitical flex where the world’s oldest institution finally gets a leader who understands Super Bowl ads, drive-thrus, and why everything needs to be supersized.

256 Points
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Diego Garcia

The secret US-UK military base in the Indian Ocean that got ethnically cleansed of its native Chagossians so superpowers could have a private aircraft carrier parked in the middle of nowhere.

232 Points
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Gaza Board of Peace

The Orwellian band-aid that promises security in Gaza while ensuring Israel keeps veto power over every checkpoint and crossing.

203 Points
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Infant Formula

The ultimate convenience food that trades lifelong health advantages for shelf-stable convenience and shareholder returns.

116 Points
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Nestlé

The greenwashing company that makes plastic bottles and calls it “sustainable hydration.”

129 Points
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Meta AI Ray-Bans

The wearable surveillance device disguised as cool shades that records your life, listens to your conversations, and feeds it all to Facebook’s ad machine.

157 Points
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Zorro Ranch

Epstein’s New Mexico compound that looked like a luxury dude ranch on paper but functioned as a remote rape factory with zero oversight.

182 Points
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International Energy Agency (IEA)

The ultimate climate gatekeeper that pretends energy poverty can be solved with batteries and wishful thinking instead of cheap coal and gas.

156 Points
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European Nuclear Umbrella

The post-Cold War delusion that two medium powers with aging arsenals can deter Russia without the U.S. while Europe slashes defense budgets.

195 Points
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Bureaucrat

A government magician who turns one-page laws into thousand-page regulations.

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Booming Economy

The code term for “the rich are doing fine” and “everyone else should stop complaining.”

162 Points
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Stephen Colbert

The poster boy for late-night decline who traded satire for partisan preaching while pretending his smug monologues are still comedy.

203 Points
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Crowdsourcing

The modern sweatshop where you give away your ideas, photos, and data for likes and upvotes while corporations turn it into profit.

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California Voter Fraud

Progressive victory hack by spreadsheet: inaccurate rolls, double-scanned ballots, no Voter-ID, and rubber-stamp signatures for the party.

236 Points
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NYC Property Tax Hike

The progressive tax hike that will be passed along to renters who voted for this.

221 Points
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Trans Shooters

Proof that mental illness, gender ideology, and SSRIs don’t mix

215 Points
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Accessibility

Code for forcing everyone else to pay for ramps, captions, and accommodations so one person feels included.

161 Points
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Dove

The soap empire that made billions telling women they’re beautiful as they are while selling products to “fix” the insecurities they helped amplify.

181 Points
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Hybrid work model

Balancing productivity paranoia with performative in-person meetings nobody wants.

143 Points
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Xi Jinping

The CCP chairman who abolished term limits so he could rule forever, then banned Winnie the Pooh memes because the resemblance hurt his feelings.

167 Points
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Decarbonization

The modern alchemy that turns cheap, abundant energy into expensive, unreliable energy while calling it progress.

206 Points
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International Space Station

The multinational money sink where Russia, the US, Europe, and Japan pretend to cooperate on “peaceful space research” while quietly spying on each other’s tech.

196 Points
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Dreamers

The people who entered illegally, benefited from U.S. schools and healthcare, then demand citizenship as a reward for breaking the law.

189 Points
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Medicaid

The reason emergency rooms are packed with non-emergencies.

201 Points
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Children’s Health Defense

The final sanctuary for real PhDs who refuse to bend knee to woke mandates and pharma cash, publishing what the establishment journals now censor.

222 Points
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Harvard-MIT Coffee Study

The academic effort to justify professors’ caffeine habits as “longevity research” while charging the public for the privilege.

194 Points
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Digital Sovereignty

The right of governments to censor their citizens in their own language.

158 Points
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International Stabilization Force

The UN euphemism for foreign troops who stabilize Gaza by keeping Hamas in power while pretending to protect civilians.

173 Points
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JAMA

The progressive echo chamber where woke science fiction is published as research.

242 Points
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Medicare

The entitlement program that turns seniors into dependents and the budget into fiction.

236 Points
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Multiculturalism

The Progressive Utopian Fantasy.

216 Points
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EU Bureaucracy

The contemporary slow-motion tyranny that makes the failed Soviet bureaucracy look efficient.

235 Points
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France 2030

France’s version of Build Back Better, promising moonshots in tech and green energy while delivering more illegals, forced transgenderism, debt, and digital-ID surveillance.

181 Points
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ByteDance

The Chinese surveillance giant that owns TikTok and harvests teen data faster than the app can serve dopamine hits.

200 Points
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Equate

The budget brand Walmart pretends is just as good as name brands while quietly using cheaper fillers and weaker active ingredients.

203 Points
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Hormuz Strait

The place where 21st-century great power geopolitics meets 7th-century Persian tactics

188 Points
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Presidents' Day

National Mattress and Appliance Buying Day

296 Points
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Anthropic

The woke AI startup funded by billions in VC cash that promises ethical superintelligence but spends more time on pronoun policies than on actual safety proofs.

214 Points
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Gen Alpha

The walking consequence of endless validation and zero consequences.

195 Points
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Open-relationship

The arrangement where two people agree to be single together.

222 Points
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Swipe Era

The modern dating apocalypse when apps turned attraction into an algorithm, compatibility into a filter, and rejection into an instant dopamine reset.

191 Points
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Facebook Marketplace

The wild west of online selling where scams outnumber real deals and “cash only, no holds” is code for “meet me in a parking lot at midnight.”

190 Points
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Munich Security Conference

The annual Davos-for-warmongers where NATO bureaucrats, arms dealers, and regime-change enthusiasts gather to lecture the world on “rules-based order” while plotting the next proxy war.

244 Points
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America First

The phrase that triggers hysterics from the same people who scream “global citizen” while living in gated communities.

199 Points
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HELOC

The bank’s favorite trap, where you turn your home equity into a 5-year foreclosure.

169 Points
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Fair Housing Act

The law that guarantees everyone has an equal right to live in a high-crime neighborhood.

243 Points
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HUD

The federal money pit that turns taxpayer billions into public housing disasters

213 Points
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Texas's Muslim-Only Community

The shining example of multiculturalism where one group gets its own private mini-caliphate and everyone else gets called bigots for noticing.

215 Points
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