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Supreme Court Overruling Trump’s Tariffs

The ruling that turns “buy American” into a constitutional violation.

160 Points
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Supreme Court

The lifetime tenure club where justices discover new meanings in the Constitution every term that align perfectly with their politics.

225 Points
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America’s Health Rankings, 2025

The study that ranks Wyoming first because it has more land than people and California last because it has more people than common sense.

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Antifa Funding Sources

The shadowy dark-money NGOs that funnel billions from billionaire globalists to street riots while calling it “social justice philanthropy.”

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Gated Community

The luxury segregation zone where rich liberals preach diversity while living behind walls and armed guards.

262 Points
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Robotaxi

The driverless Uber dream that keeps crashing into reality.

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"It's The Economy, Stupid"

The political golden rule that voters will tolerate almost anything except a shrinking bank account.

216 Points
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Rising Cancer Rates

The inconvenient statistic that exploded after mass vaccination campaigns but gets blamed on “lifestyle” and “climate” instead of the obvious.

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Britain's Political Class

The permanent ruling blob that swaps red and blue ties while keeping the same policies and the same donors.

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Pay-By-Palm

Amazon’s biometric payment option, where the company upgrades from tracking your cart to tracking your hand.

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California Suing CDC Over Revised Child Vaccine Guidelines

The authoritarian state’s freakout over fewer mandated shots and letting parents dare to choose.

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Canada Recruiting Foreign Soldiers

The fast-track citizenship bribe for foreigners willing to die for a nation most Canadians won’t defend.

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Obama Presidential Library

The concrete panopticon that overran budgets, evicted neighbors, and turned a public green space into Obama’s personal ego vault.

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The Arrest of Prince Andrew

The moment the Queen’s favorite son learned trade secrets to a dead pedophile don’t stay secret forever.

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Gen-Z Men Returning to Religion

The quiet rebellion where young men ditch woke nihilism for faith after endless scrolling and therapy-speak left them empty.

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80% Collapse in Net Immigration to the USA

The proof that Trump’s border crackdown actually works when you stop pretending open borders are inevitable.

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Refinancing

The art of resetting your 30-year mortgage clock to another 30 years just when you thought you were halfway to owning your home free and clear.

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Nonproliferation

The noble-sounding treaty that rich nuclear powers promise not to spread nukes while quietly upgrading their own arsenals and threatening anyone who tries to join the club.

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Teacher Losing Career Over Facebook Post Supporting ICE

Proof that school districts will protect students from wrong ideology more aggressively than they protect them from actual threats.

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Who to Follow

The curated list that ensures your timeline stays safely within the echo chamber while giving the illusion of choice.

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Premier League

The overpriced soccer circus where Saudi oil money, American hedge funds, and Russian oligarchs buy up clubs while English fans mortgage their homes to watch millionaires jog around.

263 Points
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American-Born Pope

The geopolitical flex where the world’s oldest institution finally gets a leader who understands Super Bowl ads, drive-thrus, and why everything needs to be supersized.

257 Points
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Diego Garcia

The secret US-UK military base in the Indian Ocean that got ethnically cleansed of its native Chagossians so superpowers could have a private aircraft carrier parked in the middle of nowhere.

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Gaza Board of Peace

The Orwellian band-aid that promises security in Gaza while ensuring Israel keeps veto power over every checkpoint and crossing.

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Infant Formula

The ultimate convenience food that trades lifelong health advantages for shelf-stable convenience and shareholder returns.

116 Points
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Nestlé

The greenwashing company that makes plastic bottles and calls it “sustainable hydration.”

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Meta AI Ray-Bans

The wearable surveillance device disguised as cool shades that records your life, listens to your conversations, and feeds it all to Facebook’s ad machine.

157 Points
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Zorro Ranch

Epstein’s New Mexico compound that looked like a luxury dude ranch on paper but functioned as a remote rape factory with zero oversight.

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International Energy Agency (IEA)

The ultimate climate gatekeeper that pretends energy poverty can be solved with batteries and wishful thinking instead of cheap coal and gas.

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European Nuclear Umbrella

The post-Cold War delusion that two medium powers with aging arsenals can deter Russia without the U.S. while Europe slashes defense budgets.

195 Points
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Bureaucrat

A government magician who turns one-page laws into thousand-page regulations.

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Booming Economy

The code term for “the rich are doing fine” and “everyone else should stop complaining.”

162 Points
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Stephen Colbert

The poster boy for late-night decline who traded satire for partisan preaching while pretending his smug monologues are still comedy.

203 Points
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Crowdsourcing

The modern sweatshop where you give away your ideas, photos, and data for likes and upvotes while corporations turn it into profit.

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California Voter Fraud

Progressive victory hack by spreadsheet: inaccurate rolls, double-scanned ballots, no Voter-ID, and rubber-stamp signatures for the party.

236 Points
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NYC Property Tax Hike

The progressive tax hike that will be passed along to renters who voted for this.

221 Points
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Trans Shooters

Proof that mental illness, gender ideology, and SSRIs don’t mix

215 Points
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Accessibility

Code for forcing everyone else to pay for ramps, captions, and accommodations so one person feels included.

161 Points
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Dove

The soap empire that made billions telling women they’re beautiful as they are while selling products to “fix” the insecurities they helped amplify.

181 Points
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Hybrid work model

Balancing productivity paranoia with performative in-person meetings nobody wants.

143 Points
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Xi Jinping

The CCP chairman who abolished term limits so he could rule forever, then banned Winnie the Pooh memes because the resemblance hurt his feelings.

167 Points
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Decarbonization

The modern alchemy that turns cheap, abundant energy into expensive, unreliable energy while calling it progress.

206 Points
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International Space Station

The multinational money sink where Russia, the US, Europe, and Japan pretend to cooperate on “peaceful space research” while quietly spying on each other’s tech.

196 Points
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Dreamers

The people who entered illegally, benefited from U.S. schools and healthcare, then demand citizenship as a reward for breaking the law.

189 Points
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Medicaid

The reason emergency rooms are packed with non-emergencies.

201 Points
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Children’s Health Defense

The final sanctuary for real PhDs who refuse to bend knee to woke mandates and pharma cash, publishing what the establishment journals now censor.

222 Points
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Harvard-MIT Coffee Study

The academic effort to justify professors’ caffeine habits as “longevity research” while charging the public for the privilege.

194 Points
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Digital Sovereignty

The right of governments to censor their citizens in their own language.

158 Points
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International Stabilization Force

The UN euphemism for foreign troops who stabilize Gaza by keeping Hamas in power while pretending to protect civilians.

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JAMA

The progressive echo chamber where woke science fiction is published as research.

242 Points
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