Salty Dictionary – Express Yourself

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Heuristic

The fancy academic word for “mental shortcut” that people use when they want to sound smarter than “rule of thumb.”

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Walgreens

The pharmacy chain that started as a place to buy aspirin and ended up as a government-subsidized distribution center for narcotics and taxpayer-funded gender experiments.

271 Points
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Pope Leo XIV

The “progressive” pope who traded centuries of Catholic tradition for rainbow flags and climate encyclicals.

253 Points
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CFTC

The abbreviation for the government agency “Commodity Futures Trading Commission,” the one that watches the casino but only steps in after the roulette wheel falls off the table.

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Futures

The sophisticated way to bet on tomorrow’s prices today while pretending you’re doing serious financial analysis instead of glorified gambling.

278 Points
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Tyranny

The contemporary form of dictatorship that replaces chains with regulations, bayonets with bureaucrats, and royal decrees with “emergency orders.”

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Overton Window

The invisible frame that decides which ideas are “normal” and which ones get you labeled a dangerous far-right extremist.

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Inseminated Person

The official language that erases the word “mother” from pregnancy while pretending this makes society more inclusive.

126 Points
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Barndominium

The fancy name for turning a cheap metal barn into an overpriced house so you can pretend you’re living the simple life.

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UFO

The mysterious flying object that appears in the sky the moment the government needs a distraction from something else.

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Home Office

The magical corner of your house that suddenly becomes tax-deductible the moment you put a laptop on it and call it “work.”

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European Convention on Human Rights

The legal masterpiece that lets foreign criminals avoid deportation while British grandmothers get arrested for tweets.

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Diversity

The modern religion that demands strict ideological uniformity while pretending to celebrate variety.

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Tax Refund

The financial participation trophy that makes you feel like you won something after the government already took its cut.

287 Points
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F-35

The trillion-dollar flying Swiss Army knife that can do everything except show up on time and stay under budget.

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Religion of Peace

The only religion brand that requires a full-time PR team to convince you its product matches its packaging.

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Birthing Person

The phrase that proves gender ideology is more important than basic biology or maternal dignity.

282 Points
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Rap Curriculum

The California solution to failing schools, replacing textbooks with beats while students remain stuck at 13% math proficiency.

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Petrodollar

The invisible tax on the planet that lets Americans live beyond their means because Saudi Arabia and others agreed to price oil only in dollars.

258 Points
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Caspian Sea

The world’s largest lake where five countries argue over who owns the fish, the oil, and the right to militarize it.

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US-Iran Peace Talks

The recurring farce in which American diplomats pretend the mullahs can be reasoned with and the mullahs pretend they’re not building bombs in the background.

269 Points
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REMVE

The acronym for “Racially Motivated Violent Extremism” invented by the Biden regime to label White people as the biggest domestic terror threat without actually saying “White people.”

273 Points
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Heteronormative

The slur used by activists to describe the basic biological reality that most humans are attracted to the opposite sex.

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Counting Late Mail Ballots

The Democrat election tradition where ballots keep arriving long after Election Day until the desired result is achieved.

243 Points
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National Guard

The part-time military that gets called up every time Democrats create a crisis they can’t handle with regular government incompetence.

258 Points
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Mossad

The Israeli spy outfit that reads your mail before you write it.

237 Points
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Othering

The progressive art of turning anyone who disagrees with you into a dangerous outsider who must be shunned, fired, or canceled.

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ActBlue

The Democrat money-laundering super PAC disguised as a “grassroots donation platform.

284 Points
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Environmental Violence

The progressive way to say “we’re going to destroy your standard of living” without admitting it’s deliberate.

194 Points
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Violence

The thing everyone condemns until their side is the one using it; then it becomes “justified resistance.”

236 Points
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Privilege

The social credit deduction automatically applied to anyone who doesn’t fit the approved oppression narrative.

326 Points
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Abortion Coverage Mandates

The Democrat policy that forces employers, including religious ones, to pay for abortions under threat of losing Medicaid funding.Abortion Coverage Mandat

207 Points
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Champagne Socialists

NGO bosses who fly first class to Cuba for virtue-signaling tours while lecturing the world about inequality.

243 Points
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Spring Break

The time for privileged American college students to enjoy the fantasy life they feel entitled to.

237 Points
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Iran’s New 10 Million Rial Banknote

The currency that makes wheelbarrows fashionable again.

237 Points
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TSA Budget Cuts

The Democrat game where they hold national security funding hostage to protect illegal criminals and block voter ID so they can steal the next election.

256 Points
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Patriarchy

The feminist Swiss Army knife—cuts through every counterargument without ever needing evidence.

275 Points
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Politico

The ultimate establishment echo chamber where access journalism means access to the people who already agree with the narrative.

250 Points
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Food Insecurity

The crisis that magically disappears when people actually work for a living.

207 Points
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Vanity Fair

The print version of Instagram for people who can afford actual stylists instead of filters.

215 Points
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Robert Mueller

The Democratic Party hitman who spent two years and $32 million investigating fabricated Trump-Russia collusion and found … nothing, yet still got called a hero.

162 Points
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Substack

The platform that lets writers escape corporate censorship by building their own paywall prison.

265 Points
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Pundit

The talking head whose job is to fill airtime between commercials with maximum outrage and minimum facts.

300 Points
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Lobbyist

The legal bribe specialist who makes sure your elected officials remember who really signs their campaign checks.

292 Points
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Silent Majority

The people too busy working to protest, too normal to trend, and too powerful to ignore on Election Day.

294 Points
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Holy Land Foundation

The largest “charity” in U.S. history that funneled millions to Hamas while claiming it was just feeding Palestinian orphans.

214 Points
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Muslim Brotherhood

The original Islamist NGO that calls itself a “moderate” charity while quietly building the global network for political jihad.

223 Points
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Kathy Hochul

The accidental New York governor who inherited Cuomo’s scandals and decided to add her own flavor of incompetence and mandates.

240 Points
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NYC Spending $81,000 Per Homeless Person

The budget magic trick where the money disappears into Democrat NGOs and government agencies instead of actual housing.

219 Points
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Lawyer

A used car salesman with three extra years of schooling, better vocabulary, and worse ethics.

290 Points
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