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Arctic Sentry

NATO’s diplomatic band-aid stuck over the Greenland crisis, pretending it has an Arctic strategy without actually having one.

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Trump's $10 Billion BBC Lawsuit

Expensive middle finger to the BBC’s smug London elites who thought they could trash American presidents endlessly without consequences.

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Operation Southern Spear

The operation that proved walls, troops, and aggressive enforcement work when you stop treating cartels like misunderstood entrepreneurs and start treating them like the narco-terrorists they are.

190 Points
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Cognitive Dissonance

Proof humans rationalize anything to avoid the discomfort of “I just wasted my time for nothing.”

145 Points
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Keith Ellison

The progressive poster boy who went from defending cop-killers in court to running the state’s top law enforcement office.

178 Points
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Polymarket

The crypto gambling casino disguised as a “prediction market” where degens bet real money on elections, wars, and celebrity meltdowns while pretending it’s sophisticated market research.

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Gunperson

Newspeak term for “male transvestite mass shooter” when a dude in a dress kills 10 people.

190 Points
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AI companies

The trillion-dollar hype factories that promise to solve every problem humanity ever had while quietly slurping every byte of your data to train the next generation of better liars.

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Mark Kelly

The astronaut-turned-senator who flew to space on taxpayer dollars then flew right into the gun-control lobby, cashing in on his wife’s shooting while pushing to disarm the very Americans he swore to protect.

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Price gouging

The villain origin story for every inflation headline.

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Gallup

The Left’s favorite polling firm, which somehow always locates the exact 1,000 Americans who agree with them.

202 Points
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American Academy of Pediatrics

The once-respected pediatric group that traded science for ideology, now pushing puberty blockers and cross-sex hormones on confused kids while calling parents who question it “bigots.”

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SSRI

The favorite chemical companion of trans mass shooters.

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US Seizing 134 Acres In Texas Used By Mexican Cartel

The rare moment the feds actually did something useful…by snatching land from a Sinaloa Cartel front after years of it being used as a narco staging ground and smuggling highway.

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Elon Musk

Proof that if you’re rich enough, you can father 12 kids with multiple women, name one X Æ A-12, and still lecture the world on population decline.

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Appeals Court

The judicial rubber-stamp factory where lower-court screwups get polished into higher-court screwups with fancier robes and longer opinions.

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Corruption Perception Index (CPI)

The global corruption report card where Denmark always gets an A+ for being boring and rich, while everyone else gets graded on how skillfully they hide the looting.

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FDA Rejecting Moderna's Application For Experimental Flu Shot

Proof even the captured FDA has limits.

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Negative Jobs Revisions

The BLS’s favorite magic trick: announce blockbuster job numbers to juice the headlines, then quietly delete 500,000+ jobs six months later when nobody’s looking.

208 Points
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Valentine's Day

Single Awareness Day

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Black National Anthem

The NFL’s annual reminder that equality means special treatment for one group.

220 Points
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Peter Principle

The timeless law that every employee rises to their level of incompetence, then gets promoted again because firing them would admit the company made a mistake.

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Epstein's Island

The billionaire pedophile’s private rape resort where the world’s elite flew in for “relaxation” while cameras rolled and underage girls got trafficked like party favors.

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Child and Adolescent Immunization Schedule

The government-approved recipe for turning healthy kids into lifelong pharmaceutical customers starting at two months old.

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Bipartisan

The magic word politicians use when both parties unite against the American people.

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PepsiCo

The sugar-water empire that lectures the world on health while pushing diabetes in a can and calling it “refreshment innovation.”

137 Points
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Authoritarianism

The political love story where leaders promise order and security then deliver cages, surveillance, and “for your own good” excuses while the masses cheer their own shackles.

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Eddie Bauer Bankruptcy

The third bankruptcy in two decades for a company that once clothed Everest climbers and is now just another mall zombie lined up for final liquidation.

171 Points
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FBI Confirming Vote-Counting Irregularities In Georgia 2020 Election

Years of three-time hand-recount fairy tales shattered when the feds grabbed the actual evidence and discovered the “clerical errors” were felony-sized frauds.

214 Points
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California Refinery Closures

The direct consequence of chasing net-zero fantasies at the expense of energy security and affordability.

192 Points
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10 Dead, 25 Injured After School Shooting In Canada

The mass shooting that ironically waited until after the latest assault-weapon ban to prove criminals don’t read legislation.

191 Points
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AP Stylebook

The leftist language police manual that dictates how journalists must twist words to fit progressive narratives while pretending it’s just “neutral” journalism.

211 Points
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America's Dark-Money NGOs

The progressive dark pool that funds everything from open-borders activism to climate hysteria to gender ideology without ever disclosing real donors or real impact.

203 Points
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Amazon Reviews

Bulk-bought five-star fan fiction written by bots, strangers, and desperate sellers for the low price of your skepticism.

196 Points
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Stellantis

The company that proves you can combine 14 brands and still not have a single one that dominates any segment.

151 Points
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Anarcho-Tyranny

A governing model where the state is more interested in punishing citizens who oppose the ruling class than in pursuing actual criminals.

165 Points
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Digital nomad visa

Turning third-world tourism into first-world gentrification with better branding.

168 Points
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Climate Alarmists

Folks whose crystal ball has a perfect track record… of missing every deadline while doubling down on the next one.

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Four-day work week

The magical schedule where you cram five days of procrastination into four, call it “productivity,” and pretend burnout vanished overnight.

189 Points
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False Memory

The experiment showing memory is more fan fiction than documentary.

165 Points
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Democratic Socialists of America

A political LARP group that romanticizes bread lines while sipping lattes and blocking anyone who points out their heroes starved millions.

222 Points
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Pro-ICE Super Bowl Ad

The prime-time reminder that someone still has the job of deporting violent felons, even if the rest of the broadcast pretends borders don’t exist.

235 Points
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Super Bowl 2026 Tax

California’s aggressive “jock tax” that claims 13.3% of a Super Bowl player’s entire annual salary simply for playing the championship game within its borders.

179 Points
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Super Bowl LX

The 2026 blowout at Levi’s Stadium where the Seattle Seahawks steamrolled the New England Patriots 29-13 while California celebrated by taxing all player salaries for the entire season under its new “Fair Share Super Bowl Tax.

218 Points
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Activism

The career path for people who want to feel important without ever having to produce anything useful or take real responsibility.

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Go ICE

The sentiment of the 75% of American citizens and legal immigrants.

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Prisoner's Dilemma

The puzzle that explains why perfectly logical people can both end up in prison for years when silence would have set them both free.

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Bad Bunny's Super Bowl Halftime Show

The undeniable proof that Democrats wage a full-on culture war against traditional America

314 Points
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Milano Cortina 2026 Winter Olympics

The first dual-city Games that spread events across Milan and Cortina so taxpayers could fund two sets of traffic chaos and empty post-Games stadiums while pretending it’s sustainable.

210 Points
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Arrested for gender-critical tweets

Britain’s free-speech upgrade, featuring a five-officer armed welcome at Heathrow for wrongthink, while actual violent crime gets a compassionate review.

182 Points
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