Salty Dictionary – Express Yourself

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Equate

The budget brand Walmart pretends is just as good as name brands while quietly using cheaper fillers and weaker active ingredients.

203 Points
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Hormuz Strait

The place where 21st-century great power geopolitics meets 7th-century Persian tactics

188 Points
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Presidents' Day

National Mattress and Appliance Buying Day

295 Points
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Anthropic

The woke AI startup funded by billions in VC cash that promises ethical superintelligence but spends more time on pronoun policies than on actual safety proofs.

214 Points
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Gen Alpha

The walking consequence of endless validation and zero consequences.

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Open-relationship

The arrangement where two people agree to be single together.

221 Points
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Swipe Era

The modern dating apocalypse when apps turned attraction into an algorithm, compatibility into a filter, and rejection into an instant dopamine reset.

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Facebook Marketplace

The wild west of online selling where scams outnumber real deals and “cash only, no holds” is code for “meet me in a parking lot at midnight.”

190 Points
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Munich Security Conference

The annual Davos-for-warmongers where NATO bureaucrats, arms dealers, and regime-change enthusiasts gather to lecture the world on “rules-based order” while plotting the next proxy war.

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America First

The phrase that triggers hysterics from the same people who scream “global citizen” while living in gated communities.

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HELOC

The bank’s favorite trap, where you turn your home equity into a 5-year foreclosure.

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Fair Housing Act

The law that guarantees everyone has an equal right to live in a high-crime neighborhood.

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HUD

The federal money pit that turns taxpayer billions into public housing disasters

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Texas's Muslim-Only Community

The shining example of multiculturalism where one group gets its own private mini-caliphate and everyone else gets called bigots for noticing.

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Social Media Bans For Teens

The act of outlawing the narrative government cannot spin then labeling it safety.

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Morgan Stanley

The Wall Street firm that survived 2008 by taking taxpayer bailouts then spent the next decade lobbying against the regulations meant to stop them from blowing up again.

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Miss America

The once-classy pageant that turned into a woke lecture circuit where contestants now compete on “social impact” instead of beauty, talent, or poise.

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Great Power Geopolitics

The art of calling your sphere of influence a “partnership” and your rival’s a “threat to regional stability.”

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Two-Speed Europe

The reality where Germany and France sprint ahead with their own rules while Greece, Italy, and Spain limp along on German credit cards and French lectures.

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Merit Hiring For Pilots

The forgotten standard where test scores, flight hours, and simulator performance mattered more than hitting demographic targets.

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Wealth Tax

The socialist dream that punishes saving and rewards spending until everyone is equally broke.

212 Points
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Able-bodied

The medical term for “oppressor” in the new lexicon of victimhood for anyone who can walk, see, hear, or lift without assistance.

114 Points
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Eat The Rich

Class warfare for people whose only labor is virtue signaling.

169 Points
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Green Card

The ultimate welfare magnet disguised as immigration policy.

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Home Depot

The hardware store where men buy tools and women shop for husbands.

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Roman Empire

A Mediterranean empire built by psychopath engineers who mistook cruelty for efficiency and sadism for entertainment.

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Stolen Land

History for people who stopped learning after pronouns.

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Filibuster

The reason nothing ever gets done in Washington unless both parties secretly agree to screw the taxpayers the same way

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US Capitol

The fortress where Democracy is kept safe from the voters.

253 Points
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Titan

Saturn’s deep-frozen stepchild where rain catches fire, rivers flow uphill, and the dunes are made of life’s leftovers.

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USS Gerald R. Ford

The $13 billion floating money pit that still can’t reliably launch planes after a decade of service because its fancy electromagnetic catapults break more often than they work.

166 Points
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Fake News

The media’s magic word for “information we don’t like.”

235 Points
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Friedrich Merz

The eternal CDU comeback kid who spent 15 years in corporate boardrooms getting rich off BlackRock while lecturing Germans about “personal responsibility.”

223 Points
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Pluto

The solar system’s ultimate participation trophy winner.

182 Points
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Anti-ICE Agitator Deaths

The inevitable outcome when Antifa-adjacent lunatics discover that ICE isn’t a college safe space and bullets don’t care about your pronouns.

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Potomac Sewage Spill

Proof that when you let a DEI mayor run the city, infrastructure crumbles faster than diversity quotas rise.

181 Points
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Arctic Sentry

NATO’s diplomatic band-aid stuck over the Greenland crisis, pretending it has an Arctic strategy without actually having one.

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Trump's $10 Billion BBC Lawsuit

Expensive middle finger to the BBC’s smug London elites who thought they could trash American presidents endlessly without consequences.

183 Points
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Operation Southern Spear

The operation that proved walls, troops, and aggressive enforcement work when you stop treating cartels like misunderstood entrepreneurs and start treating them like the narco-terrorists they are.

191 Points
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Cognitive Dissonance

Proof humans rationalize anything to avoid the discomfort of “I just wasted my time for nothing.”

145 Points
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Keith Ellison

The progressive poster boy who went from defending cop-killers in court to running the state’s top law enforcement office.

180 Points
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Polymarket

The crypto gambling casino disguised as a “prediction market” where degens bet real money on elections, wars, and celebrity meltdowns while pretending it’s sophisticated market research.

201 Points
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Gunperson

Newspeak term for “male transvestite mass shooter” when a dude in a dress kills 10 people.

190 Points
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AI companies

The trillion-dollar hype factories that promise to solve every problem humanity ever had while quietly slurping every byte of your data to train the next generation of better liars.

233 Points
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Mark Kelly

The astronaut-turned-senator who flew to space on taxpayer dollars then flew right into the gun-control lobby, cashing in on his wife’s shooting while pushing to disarm the very Americans he swore to protect.

195 Points
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Price gouging

The villain origin story for every inflation headline.

178 Points
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Gallup

The Left’s favorite polling firm, which somehow always locates the exact 1,000 Americans who agree with them.

202 Points
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American Academy of Pediatrics

The once-respected pediatric group that traded science for ideology, now pushing puberty blockers and cross-sex hormones on confused kids while calling parents who question it “bigots.”

233 Points
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SSRI

The favorite chemical companion of trans mass shooters.

284 Points
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US Seizing 134 Acres In Texas Used By Mexican Cartel

The rare moment the feds actually did something useful…by snatching land from a Sinaloa Cartel front after years of it being used as a narco staging ground and smuggling highway.

204 Points
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