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California Voter Fraud

Progressive victory hack by spreadsheet: inaccurate rolls, double-scanned ballots, no Voter-ID, and rubber-stamp signatures for the party.

234 Points
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NYC Property Tax Hike

The progressive tax hike that will be passed along to renters who voted for this.

219 Points
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Trans Shooters

Proof that mental illness, gender ideology, and SSRIs don’t mix

215 Points
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Accessibility

Code for forcing everyone else to pay for ramps, captions, and accommodations so one person feels included.

161 Points
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Dove

The soap empire that made billions telling women they’re beautiful as they are while selling products to “fix” the insecurities they helped amplify.

181 Points
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Hybrid work model

Balancing productivity paranoia with performative in-person meetings nobody wants.

143 Points
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Xi Jinping

The CCP chairman who abolished term limits so he could rule forever, then banned Winnie the Pooh memes because the resemblance hurt his feelings.

167 Points
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Decarbonization

The modern alchemy that turns cheap, abundant energy into expensive, unreliable energy while calling it progress.

206 Points
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International Space Station

The multinational money sink where Russia, the US, Europe, and Japan pretend to cooperate on “peaceful space research” while quietly spying on each other’s tech.

196 Points
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Dreamers

The people who entered illegally, benefited from U.S. schools and healthcare, then demand citizenship as a reward for breaking the law.

189 Points
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Medicaid

The reason emergency rooms are packed with non-emergencies.

201 Points
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Children’s Health Defense

The final sanctuary for real PhDs who refuse to bend knee to woke mandates and pharma cash, publishing what the establishment journals now censor.

222 Points
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Harvard-MIT Coffee Study

The academic effort to justify professors’ caffeine habits as “longevity research” while charging the public for the privilege.

194 Points
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Digital Sovereignty

The right of governments to censor their citizens in their own language.

158 Points
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International Stabilization Force

The UN euphemism for foreign troops who stabilize Gaza by keeping Hamas in power while pretending to protect civilians.

173 Points
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JAMA

The progressive echo chamber where woke science fiction is published as research.

242 Points
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Medicare

The entitlement program that turns seniors into dependents and the budget into fiction.

236 Points
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Multiculturalism

The Progressive Utopian Fantasy.

216 Points
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EU Bureaucracy

The contemporary slow-motion tyranny that makes the failed Soviet bureaucracy look efficient.

235 Points
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France 2030

France’s version of Build Back Better, promising moonshots in tech and green energy while delivering more illegals, forced transgenderism, debt, and digital-ID surveillance.

181 Points
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ByteDance

The Chinese surveillance giant that owns TikTok and harvests teen data faster than the app can serve dopamine hits.

200 Points
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Equate

The budget brand Walmart pretends is just as good as name brands while quietly using cheaper fillers and weaker active ingredients.

203 Points
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Hormuz Strait

The place where 21st-century great power geopolitics meets 7th-century Persian tactics

188 Points
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Presidents' Day

National Mattress and Appliance Buying Day

296 Points
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Anthropic

The woke AI startup funded by billions in VC cash that promises ethical superintelligence but spends more time on pronoun policies than on actual safety proofs.

214 Points
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Gen Alpha

The walking consequence of endless validation and zero consequences.

195 Points
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Open-relationship

The arrangement where two people agree to be single together.

222 Points
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Swipe Era

The modern dating apocalypse when apps turned attraction into an algorithm, compatibility into a filter, and rejection into an instant dopamine reset.

191 Points
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Facebook Marketplace

The wild west of online selling where scams outnumber real deals and “cash only, no holds” is code for “meet me in a parking lot at midnight.”

190 Points
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Munich Security Conference

The annual Davos-for-warmongers where NATO bureaucrats, arms dealers, and regime-change enthusiasts gather to lecture the world on “rules-based order” while plotting the next proxy war.

244 Points
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America First

The phrase that triggers hysterics from the same people who scream “global citizen” while living in gated communities.

199 Points
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HELOC

The bank’s favorite trap, where you turn your home equity into a 5-year foreclosure.

169 Points
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Fair Housing Act

The law that guarantees everyone has an equal right to live in a high-crime neighborhood.

243 Points
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HUD

The federal money pit that turns taxpayer billions into public housing disasters

213 Points
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Texas's Muslim-Only Community

The shining example of multiculturalism where one group gets its own private mini-caliphate and everyone else gets called bigots for noticing.

215 Points
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Social Media Bans For Teens

The act of outlawing the narrative government cannot spin then labeling it safety.

221 Points
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Morgan Stanley

The Wall Street firm that survived 2008 by taking taxpayer bailouts then spent the next decade lobbying against the regulations meant to stop them from blowing up again.

194 Points
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Miss America

The once-classy pageant that turned into a woke lecture circuit where contestants now compete on “social impact” instead of beauty, talent, or poise.

212 Points
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Great Power Geopolitics

The art of calling your sphere of influence a “partnership” and your rival’s a “threat to regional stability.”

194 Points
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Two-Speed Europe

The reality where Germany and France sprint ahead with their own rules while Greece, Italy, and Spain limp along on German credit cards and French lectures.

182 Points
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Merit Hiring For Pilots

The forgotten standard where test scores, flight hours, and simulator performance mattered more than hitting demographic targets.

182 Points
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Wealth Tax

The socialist dream that punishes saving and rewards spending until everyone is equally broke.

212 Points
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Able-bodied

The medical term for “oppressor” in the new lexicon of victimhood for anyone who can walk, see, hear, or lift without assistance.

114 Points
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Eat The Rich

Class warfare for people whose only labor is virtue signaling.

169 Points
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Green Card

The ultimate welfare magnet disguised as immigration policy.

221 Points
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Home Depot

The hardware store where men buy tools and women shop for husbands.

204 Points
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Roman Empire

A Mediterranean empire built by psychopath engineers who mistook cruelty for efficiency and sadism for entertainment.

213 Points
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Stolen Land

History for people who stopped learning after pronouns.

177 Points
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Filibuster

The reason nothing ever gets done in Washington unless both parties secretly agree to screw the taxpayers the same way

221 Points
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US Capitol

The fortress where Democracy is kept safe from the voters.

253 Points
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