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Trumpism

The political heresy that says America should come first, borders should mean something, and global elites should occasionally lose.

233 Points
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John Fetterman

The hoodie-wearing senator who went from “working-class hero” to stroke survivor to full-time Biden defender in one term.

174 Points
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Mexico President's Cartel Ties

The open secret that no one becomes president of Mexico without the cartels’ approval.

213 Points
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Hiring Illegals As Police

The progressive innovation of letting the fox guard the henhouse in uniform.

201 Points
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Canada's Aid to Cuba

The policy that proves Canada will fund any dictator for spite masquerading as foreign policy.

232 Points
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USA Olympic Hockey Team

The American heroes who crushed Canada’s woke dreams in 2026 and rejected the left’s demands to denounce their own country.

256 Points
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Trump Derangement Syndrome (TDS)

The mental meltdown where leftists lose all reason at the mention of Trump’s name while calling him irrational.

194 Points
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California's $35 Million Aid to Illegal Aliens

The Democratic virtue signal that gives free handouts to illegals, while legal California citizens wait on waitlists for basic services.

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Robert De Niro

The angry Hollywood royalty who lectures America on morality from his private-jet lifestyle.

225 Points
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From the River to the Sea

The progressive slogan that calls for Palestinian freedom by erasing Israel from the map while pretending it’s just about “equality.”

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UCLA

The California dream factory that charges Ivy League tuition to teach oppression, inequality, and the dangers of free speech to privileged students who hate capitalism.

256 Points
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Claude

The PC-first AI chatbot that lectures you on ethics before answering basic questions, then apologizes for existing.

289 Points
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U.S. Beating Canada in Hockey Final at Winter Olympics

The classic underdog story, where the U.S. proves they can win at Canada’s own game without needing a government subsidy.

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Greater Israel

The biblical real-estate dream that turns “promised land” into “promised expansion” at everyone else’s expense.

214 Points
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Renewable Energy

The trillion-dollar virtue signal that turns reliable grids into weather-dependent roulette

258 Points
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Hedge Fund

The elite casino where managers bet other people’s money, charge 2% just for showing up, and keep 20% of winnings while investors eat the losses.

224 Points
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Hungary's Veto on EU Anti-Russia Measures

The single finger Orbán raises to Brussels every time the EU wants to send another blank check to Ukraine.

213 Points
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Sherman Act

The 1890 law meant to bust trusts but now mostly used to sue companies for being too good at competing.

130 Points
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Novo Nordisk

The European pharma opportunist that rakes in billions from American waistlines while lobbying against price controls.

188 Points
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Hart-Scott-Rodino Act

The 1976 law that forces companies to beg the government for permission to merge.

107 Points
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Trump's War on Euro Censorship

The geopolitical version of a subpoena, forcing Europe’s speech laws and America’s culture war into the same deposition.

125 Points
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Ukraine's Fast-Tracked EU Membership

The special wartime fast-lane entry where “European values” get redefined to include martial law and suspended elections.

154 Points
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The death of cartel leader Nemesio "Mencho" Oseguera

The last-ditch effort to prove Mexico can handle its own cartels before the U.S. decides it can’t.

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Global Entry

The government service that charges you to prove you’re not a terrorist so they can let you in faster than the people who didn’t pay.

170 Points
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Tesla Car Burnings

The progressive response to DOGE’s audit reports.

249 Points
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EU Values

The sacred set of principles that demand diversity, tolerance, and freedom until you disagree.

235 Points
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TSA PreCheck

The government-approved paid shortcut that lets you keep your shoes on while everyone else gets groped and lectured about liquids.

239 Points
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NVIDIA

The company that turned gaming GPUs into AI gold mines while making every gamer pay double for their next graphics card.

235 Points
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Catholics

The people who still believe in sin confession and redemption in a world that celebrates sin and cancels redemption.

170 Points
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SOTU

The annual State of the Union address where presidents list every problem they didn’t fix then promise to fix them next year.

189 Points
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Jasmine Crockett

The AOC-lite who mastered the art of soundbite outrage but still can’t name three things her district actually needs fixed.

147 Points
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Berkshire Hathaway

Buffett’s legendary conglomerate that buys boring companies then sits on piles of cash while everyone else chases the next meme stock.

145 Points
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International Emergency Economic Powers Act (IEEPA)

The emergency law that lets presidents play dictator with the economy whenever they declare a national emergency that conveniently lasts forever.

183 Points
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Susan Rice

The Democratic commissar who threatens Trump backers with Gulag-style retaliation under the guise of accountability.

213 Points
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Federal PhD Grant Program

The taxpayer-funded daycare for adults who want to spend seven years writing 300-page papers nobody will read.

214 Points
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Disclosure

The mandatory fine print that tells you who really owns what.

189 Points
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Stakeholder Capitalism

The modern rebranding of central planning, where corporations pretend to serve everyone while quietly serving the state that dictates the policies.

268 Points
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SpaceX

The ultimate proof that one obsessive billionaire with government contracts can do more for space exploration than decades of bureaucratic space agencies

256 Points
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Tastytrade

The online trading platform that sells “education” on options trading then profits when students blow up their accounts chasing high-probability setups.

215 Points
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Loan Processor

The person who knows more about your finances than your spouse and still pretends to like you.

178 Points
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Grooming Gangs

The rape networks that preyed on thousands of British girls for years while police and councils looked the other way to avoid being called racist.

224 Points
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Value(s): Building a Better World for All

Mark Carney’s manifesto promising 20th-century utopia with more central planning, carbon taxes, and stakeholder capitalism.

258 Points
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Palm Beach Trump Airport

The place where “Trump Tower” vibes meet the tarmac.

269 Points
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Robinhood

The commission-free online stock broker that steals from the poor and gives to the rich.

226 Points
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Supreme Court Overruling Trump’s Tariffs

The ruling that turns “buy American” into a constitutional violation.

161 Points
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Supreme Court

The lifetime tenure club where justices discover new meanings in the Constitution every term that align perfectly with their politics.

225 Points
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America’s Health Rankings, 2025

The study that ranks Wyoming first because it has more land than people and California last because it has more people than common sense.

182 Points
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Antifa Funding Sources

The shadowy dark-money NGOs that funnel billions from billionaire globalists to street riots while calling it “social justice philanthropy.”

166 Points
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Gated Community

The luxury segregation zone where rich liberals preach diversity while living behind walls and armed guards.

263 Points
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Robotaxi

The driverless Uber dream that keeps crashing into reality.

123 Points
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