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Holdout Clancy Juror

The one guy in the room who still thought strangling three kids might actually be a crime.

289 Points
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Canada’s EU Associate Membership

The geopolitical equivalent of divorcing your rich spouse to marry a broke, bossy relative who still owes you money.

320 Points
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Fibermaxxing

The wellness trend where people suddenly treat fiber like the new protein and force Big Food to reformulate everything.

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Jimmy Carter

The president who turned “malaise” into a governing philosophy and cardigans into a national security strategy.

281 Points
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Post-Maduro Venezuela

The test of whether a nation broken by socialism and authoritarianism can rebuild without immediately sliding into the next strongman or civil conflict.

270 Points
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Sports Bets

The modern way to make watching a game more stressful and less enjoyable.

289 Points
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Clean-Desk Policy

A psychological operations strategy that bans all personal photos and coffee mugs from your cubicle, transforming your workspace into a sterile, depressing environment that screams “you are entirely replaceable.”

169 Points
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Global Diesel Crisis

Globalists reminding the rest of us that if you won’t submit to their preferred energy transition, the diesel will simply… vanish

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Canadian Currency Act

A strict economic defense mechanism that makes it legally fraudulent to pay for your morning coffee using a bucket of loonies, effectively making pocket change a white-collar crime.

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Flock Cameras

The public-friendly name for the growing network of automated license-plate readers that turn every street into a quiet surveillance grid.

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Tariff-Free Beef

The temporary suspension of trade barriers so voters stop noticing how expensive dinner has become.

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Grand Canyon Flash Flood

Nature’s way of reminding hikers that “scenic overlook” can quickly upgrade to “sudden swimming lesson with a side of debris”

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Trump Accounts

The financial vehicle that makes every eligible American child a tiny shareholder before they can walk.

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Lindsey Clancy Fans

Mentally-ill feminists who support a serial child-killer and raise money to make her attorney richer.

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Global Financial System

The ultimate subscription service: you pay monthly in inflation, interest, and taxes for the privilege of staying in debt forever

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Lake America

The official U.S. federal upgrade for Lake Ontario, ordered by executive decree so American maps finally stop giving Canada free advertising.

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Democrats Being Arrested On Fraud Charges

The rare and shocking event where the party of “rules for thee but not for me” finally experiences consequences.

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Karmelo Anthony

Black Texas teen who turned a track meet tent dispute into a fatal stabbing and a 35-year prison sentence.

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Temporary Protection Status of Illegal Aliens

The program that rewards criminals for breaking the immigration law.

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Decline Of Higher Education

The decades-long process of turning universities from centers of knowledge into expensive ideological finishing schools with luxury dorms.

290 Points
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Canada-US Trade War

Mark Carney’s personal crusade to defend the globalist order against American economic nationalism.

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Trans Genocide

The preferred description for the existence of women’s shelters, single-sex sports, and prisons that still notice the difference between males and females

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US Debt Crosses $40 Trillion

America’s quiet admission that “temporary” deficits became a permanent lifestyle.

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Route 66

America’s original content-creation corridor, decades before influencers existed.

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Lindsay Clancy

The Massachusetts mother who confessed to killing her three children and immediately became a feminist icon.

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Blacks-Only Swimming Pool Day in Berlin

European DEI event when a state-subsidized theater and a publicly funded NGO teamed up to recreate Jim Crow rules under progressive branding.

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Islamic NATO-Style Defense Pact

The mutual defense alliance where Muslim-majority countries promise to protect each other the same way they currently protect their own minorities and women’s rights

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Spain Winning the World Cup 2026

The most boring team’s victory, delivered through 70% possession, zero risk, and the footballing equivalent of watching paint dry.

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Caitlin Clark

The Indiana Fever star who turned the WNBA into must-see TV and then discovered how much some teammates and opponents hated the attention.

287 Points
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National Trust for Historic Preservation

The group that treats some history as sacred and other history as inconvenient.

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Fidel Castro

The dictator who turned one of Latin America’s most prosperous countries into a permanent ration-card society.

154 Points
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Mandatory Land Acknowledgment Preface

A strict rule requiring all student presentations—including basic physics and chemistry projects—to begin with a pre-written script apologizing for the ground the lecture hall stands on.

164 Points
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al-Shabaab

Al-Qaeda’s East African franchise, specializing in terrorism, taxation, and making Mogadishu even less livable.

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Reconquista

The long-term Mexican pipedream of reclaiming the American Southwest through demographics instead of armies.

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WHO’s New Pandemic Determination

The policy that makes actual disease optional in the pandemic declaration process.

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Insurance Billing Codes

The official language of modern medicine that turns controversial treatments into reimbursable line items with the right combination of numbers and vagueness.

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U.S. District Judge Jeannette Vargas

The Biden appointee who decided a district court seat comes with the power to rewrite executive immigration policy.

289 Points
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Medieval Diseases in Los Angeles

Proof that you can recreate 14th-century living conditions in 21st-century California if you try hard enough.

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Harvard Ties With Chinese Military

Where “open science” meets a closed authoritarian system and the open side keeps acting surprised by the outcomes.

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Jessica Bowie

The Albany woman who converted to Islam, pledged allegiance to ISIS, and then tried to bomb the New York State Capitol.

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Fauci Invoking Fifth Amendment Over 100 Times During Senate Hearing

Proof that even the face of the pandemic response eventually discovered the Fifth Amendment is more reliable than another round of shifting explanations.

290 Points
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Great Transshipment Scam

The sophisticated Chinese export strategy of shipping goods through third countries for a quick relabel, light assembly, or new paperwork so they magically stop being “Chinese.”

282 Points
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Core-Hours Mandate

A strict company policy requiring everyone to sit in an uncomfortable office chair from 9 to 5, ensuring that the middle management team has a captive audience for their daily monologues.

143 Points
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American Values

The ideas that built the most prosperous and free society in history, now regularly denounced as oppressive by people living under their protection.

279 Points
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Somali Piracy Surge

The seaborne version of “why work when you can simply take what others have built and demand payment for its return.”

269 Points
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Declaring Hormuz Strait A Territory Of The US

The geopolitical equivalent of “if you can’t stop closing it, we’ll just take the keys.”

290 Points
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Revoking Visas of Foreign Nationals Accused of Crimes

The act of treating immigration law as actual law rather than a set of optional guidelines.

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Sizing-Box Extortion

A budget airline gauntlet where you must violently stomp your backpack into a tiny metal cage, paying a $100 penalty if a single loose zipper strap protrudes by half an inch.

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Massachusetts Abortion Law

The new statute that removes the 24-week limit and lets doctors decide an abortion is fine at any point in the pregnancy, including the final days before birth.

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Low-Hanging Fruit

The absolute easiest tasks that everyone eagerly rushes to finish so they can avoid doing any real work.

182 Points
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