Donald Trump

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US version of Gorbachev. He has the same issues. He still believes in the US, and tries to change it instead of abandoning what doesn’t work. The end will be the same too. This is how the society collapses. I don’t think the US will Balkanize, though. It most likely will be centralized under some even more oppressive an totalitarian regime. There is no geographic conflict int the US, it’s a society that collapsed and the lines are drawn based on the politics, not on geography.

ignor

First outsider non-politician President since 1776

bakery

People’s President

nolegs

The man you don’t want to bet against: McDonald’s diet, 2 divorces, a couple of bankruptcies, a collusion investigation, a coup and now Covid.

dorkforce

President Trump’s Supreme Court Nominee

raise

Fearless leader who claims he has done more for Christianity than Jesus

proven

New Fed Chairman

adbtn

Twitter champ who’s handling the Coronavirus crisis better than expected

wpbak

Political Entertainer

trangg

The president who cannot get impeached enough

dashbo

The champion of incoherent sentences

shareb

Global embarrassment

bartender

The only president who speaks his mind without filter

caracas

Still your President

norefill

U.S. President who is acquitted by the Senate on both articles of impeachment

aced

Social Media President

krazylove

Desperate President who’s trying so hard to keep the stock market bubble going

Applebee

Honorary President of the Hair Club for Men

melody

45th president of the United States, businessman, and television personality

zoe

Republican President who turned into an anti-establishment hero because of Democrats

Harumph

Twitter president who loves shiny objects

brennana

Dr. Jekyll and Mr. Hyde of business and politics

zoradap

The elderly President of United States with a limited vocabulary

firemoose

The President who killed the media

nonpropellent

Orange man who will attack Iran if he’s elected for the second term

zillowed

U.S President who was condemned strongly by Manning and Snowden for leaking classified information to Russia

Gravitybl

The President who the common folks love

angara

45th president of the United States who loves money, bimbos, and shiny objects

barbed

Nemesis of CNN. See also “Jim Acosta.”

premium

Eastern European wife collector

salient

The best PR for the Hair Club for Men. See also “comb-over.”

premium

The most hated man by 50 percent of the population

backwardsome

Real-life Biff character in the “Back to the Future” trilogy

contrary

The sole reason Twitter is still popular

Bobo

The ultimate Democratic Scapegoat

mondayssuck

Illegal President, Putin’s BFF

ascoot

Best market bubble-head President in the history of the United States.

What do you think?

790 points

Undocumented Immigrant

Science Fair