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Parental Rights

The radical notion that moms and dads should have primary authority over their own children instead of teachers, counselors, and government bureaucrats.

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Academic Freedom

The university’s favorite slogan used as a shield for ideological conformity and a weapon against dissent.

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Millions Of Student Borrowers Are Defaulting

The quiet revenge of reality against the “everyone deserves a college degree” cult that ignored basic supply-and-demand for worthless majors.

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Chronicle of Higher Education

The official newsletter of the academic grift industry, where declining standards, skyrocketing tuition, and ideological capture are always framed as exciting progress.

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Peer Review

The sacred academic ritual where a handful of like-minded activists quietly approve each other’s work while ensuring dissenting ideas never see the light of day.

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Geography

The science of location that proves proximity to water still beats proximity to ideology every time.

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American Association of University Professors

The organization that turned “tenure” into lifetime employment protection for ideological enforcers and professional activists.

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Student Loan Debt

The debt that grows faster than your career prospects and outlives most marriages.

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Tenure

The golden handcuffs that protect professors from reality, market forces, and the terrifying concept of being held accountable.

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UCLA Med School

The institution bravely fighting imaginary systemic racism by creating real systemic discrimination against high-performing groups.

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"Like"

The all-purpose filler word that allows young people to speak continuously while saying almost nothing of substance.

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March Madness

The annual ritual where college kids who can’t legally drink become national heroes for two weeks while everyone else loses money on brackets.

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