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Twitter

Trojan horse for the national security state disguised as a social media platform.

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YouTube

Totalitarian Thought Control Enforcer

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Amazon

American e-commerce company selling Chinese counterfeit goods

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James Webb Space Telescope

NASA’s new alien-seeking, deep space telescope which is 100 times better than Hobble and can show the face of Abraham Lincoln on a penny from 24 miles away.

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Google

A search engine which acts like a woman by not letting you finish your sentences and offering unsolicited advice

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Bill Gates

Official sales rep for big pharma

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ChatGPT

An AI machine programmed to pretend to understand human language and emotions, but really just churns out generic responses without any real understanding.

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Instagram

Escort Marketing Platform

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iPhone 11

Reasonably priced iPhone 10

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Android

Modern day smoke signal communication method

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Marscopter

NASA’s $85 million helicopter designed to fly on Mars after being released from the belly of the Perseverance rover.

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Chinese Out-of-control Rocket

The Chinese Long March 5B heavy-lift booster rocket which is expected to uncontrollably reenter Earth’s atmosphere around May 8th that no one knows where it may fall.

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