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Senator Dianne Feinstein

The democratic queen of the rotten swamp.

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Friday

The workweek’s punchline.

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Ukrainian Gordian Knot

A meticulously American-made calamity, destined to meet the cold embrace of Russia’s atomic blade.

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Sarcasm

The body armor of the quick-witted.

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Five Laws Of Life

The rules you’re convinced apply to everyone else except you. Murphy’s Laws – “Anything that can go wrong, will go wrong.“ Kidlin’s Law – “If you can write the problem down clearly then the matter is half solved“ Gilbert’s Law […]

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Illinois

America’s failed one-party state, run by democrats and blacks since 1980.

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Wednesday

The midpoint where weekend dreams and Monday blues collide.

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NATO's Proxy War In Ukraine

The final nail in the coffin of the American Empire.

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September

The alarm clock’s revenge month.

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Stock Market

An effective method to separate suckers from their money

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Ukraine

Globalists’ favorite pawn against Russia

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Statista

Internet statistics site specializing in garbage infographics.

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Venezuela

Once a prosperous South American country that became another collateral damage of the Socialist Utopia.

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Made in China

A product that is cheap, flimsy, unstable, unreliable, knockoff version of the original and manufactured with slave labor.

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Electric Car

Unreliable transportation vehicle that costs more money, relies on more energy, and pollutes the environment three times as much as gas-powered alternative.

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Philadelphia

Once a great east coast city, founded by William Penn in the English Crown Province of Pennsylvania between the Delaware and Schuylkill rivers.

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