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Microaggression

The emotional equivalent of a paper cut—only noticeable if you’re actively scanning for reasons to be offended.

154 Points
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Delcy Rodríguez

Maduro’s loyal handpicked successor, who quickly grabbed the presidential reins after her narco-terrorist boss got zip-tied by the Americans.

188 Points
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Maduro’s Capture by U.S. Forces

The fastest regime change since someone flipped the breaker in Caracas.

289 Points
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Nicolás Maduro

Venezuelan dictator who had none of Chávez’s talent but all of his authoritarian instincts.

230 Points
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New Year Resolution

An annual to-do list you enthusiastically write on January 1st and accidentally recycle by January 7th.

227 Points
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Judicial Activism

The curious practice of interpreting law not by its text, history, or tradition, but by a secret, unwritten appendix that just so happens to align perfectly with the Democratic Party platform.

161 Points
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Saul Alinsky

The intellectual godfather of contemporary militant community organizers, who pushed the idea of polarizing street politics through his writing — especially the 1971 book “Rules for Radicals” which is a step-by-step approach on how to divide people and dehumanize your enemy […]

630 Points
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Rule-Based Order

Dictatorship-approved global chaos where the West decides whose sovereignty is to be respected.

268 Points
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Santa

Creepy old man in red clothes who breaks into your house, eats your food, and leaves things behind, see Pedophile

249 Points
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White Christmas

Nature’s way of saying your flight is definitely, absolutely canceled.

179 Points
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Venezuela

Once a prosperous South American country that became another collateral damage of the Socialist Utopia.

250 Points
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Instacart

Shopping app for lazy people

297 Points
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Christmas

The time of the year people sit in front of a plastic tree, eat candy out of socks, and listen 50’s music.

358 Points
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December

The most capitalist month of the year

237 Points
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Socialism

A system that makes everybody equally poor

294 Points
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Dave Chappelle

Another Anti-White black nationalist who pretends to be a comedian without being funny.

288 Points
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