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Holistic

A label applied to any product or service once the seller has run out of tangible features to list.

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Legacy Admission

The academic version of a “right of primogeniture,” ensuring the throne passes to the next in the bloodline, regardless of merit.

161 Points
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Green Victory

A celebration where the success of an environmental policy is measured in economic ruin, which they consider a happy side effect.

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Charlie Kirk Assassination

The Beginning of the End.

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Curated Experience

A pre-packaged, overpriced activity designed to give you the exact same Instagram photo as everyone else.

87 Points
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Synergy

The corporate hallucination that two failing departments will magically succeed if you just force them to have more meetings.

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3I/ATLAS

The galaxy’s most committed drive-by.

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Influencer

A professional narcissist who has monetized their inability to have a private thought.

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Paradigm Shift

What a company calls it when they finally catch up to what the rest of the world has been doing for a decade.

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Activist Judge

A Democratic Party operative in a black robe, operating a veto-proof, unaccountable super-legislature.

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Sustainable Luxury

A moral license for the rich to consume even more, now with recycled packaging.

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Blockchain

A spectacularly inefficient way to prove you own a JPEG of a monkey, disguised as an economic revolution.

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Intern

A renewable energy source that powers the coffee machine and the delusions of middle management.

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Trust-Fund Socialist

A revolutionary who’s personally waiting for their inheritance before seizing the means of production.

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Harvard

The Mecca of virtue signaling for over-privileged ‘socialist’ kids.

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Letitia James

The criminal New York Attorney General who built her fabricated case against Trump on the very crime she was in the process of committing.

170 Points
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