Salty Dictionary – Express Yourself

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23andMe

The home DNA testing-company who sells consumer genetic information to third parties

172 Points
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Kamala Harris

Monica Lewinsky with political ambitions.

436 Points
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Socialism

A system that makes everybody equally poor

294 Points
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Disney

America’s Ministry of Woke Culture

275 Points
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Bidenomics

Inflation for Dummies.

309 Points
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Gender Dysphoria

A serious mental illness

228 Points
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FBI

The Federal Bodyguard Unit of the Ruling Elite.

374 Points
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Pre-crime

Real time application of the Minority report where government surveillance face recognition systems identify people’s facial expressions to determine their potential guilt.

199 Points
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Mexican Drug Cartel

The actual governing body of the United Mexican States

208 Points
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Baltimore

East coast headquarters of the Mexican Cartel.

336 Points
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Jerome Powell

The FED boss who believes in magic.

317 Points
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SAT

Scholastic Aptitude Test that discriminates against stupid people.

209 Points
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AI

Making robots smarter than your average toaster.

266 Points
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Costco

A disorganized, warehouse looking discount store you have to pay to get in

352 Points
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Gender fluidity

The end of feminism.

219 Points
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Fair Elections

Elections Democrats win.

235 Points
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