Salty Dictionary – Express Yourself

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Anunnaki

The original “ancient astronauts” theory that claims Sumerian civilization was jump-started by extraterrestrial middle managers.

167 Points
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Building Permit

The modern feudal indulgence you must purchase from local officials before you’re allowed to improve your own property.

281 Points
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Straw Man Fallacy

The rhetorical cheat code that lets weak ideas survive by fighting imaginary strong opponents.

218 Points
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Moon Moving Away at 3.8 cm Per Year

The slow cosmic divorce, proving even celestial bodies eventually need space.

274 Points
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San Diego

The once beautiful California coastal city that turned into Tijuana with better weather and worse traffic.

255 Points
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Pacific Ocean

The ocean that separates California from reality and the U.S. mainland from the rapidly expanding Chinese navy.

270 Points
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Epoch Times

The paper that built a loyal audience by simply doing old-fashioned journalism while legacy outlets were busy writing press releases for the regime.

253 Points
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Brownstone Institute

The tiny group of dissident intellectuals who dared to question the pandemic madness while the rest of academia was busy licking boots.

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Alcatraz

The perfect symbol of old-fashioned common sense: if someone is too dangerous for society, put them on a rock in the middle of the bay.

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Espresso Machine

The over-engineered contraption that makes simple coffee feel like rocket science and simple mornings feel like a hostage situation.

270 Points
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Prediction Markets

The financial tool that makes pundits, pollsters, and “experts” look like clowns on a daily basis.

251 Points
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Higher Energy Prices

The silent wealth transfer from working families to political donors and foreign energy suppliers.

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Removing LGBT Books From Kids' Section

The dangerous extremism of believing 6-year-olds don’t need illustrated guides to gender ideology and adult sexual practices.

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Antonio Gramsci

The father of modern cultural Marxism, who taught leftists to conquer institutions from within rather than fight them from without.

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Norm Eisen

The Lawfare ninja who spent a decade trying to turn Donald Trump into a convicted felon through every legal trick in the book.

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Easter

A Christian holiday acknowledging the existence of Zombies by commemorating the resurrection of Jesus from the dead on the third day after his burial following his crucifixion.

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"Open the Fuckin' Strait"

The evolution of American diplomacy from “Talk softly and carry a big stick” to using profanity without a stick.

264 Points
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International Energy Agency

The elite climate cult that spends millions flying to conferences to discuss how poor people should freeze in the dark for the greater good.

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CCP Spyware

The digital leash China quietly attaches to millions of Western users under the innocent label of “affordable technology.”

245 Points
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Rescue of American Pilots in Iran

The successful rescue that exposed how some Americans root harder for enemy victories than for their own pilots’ safe return.

279 Points
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Colorado Forces Lawyers To Swear They Won't Help Feds

The loyalty oath where attorneys must pledge to break the federal law or get locked out of the entire state court e-filing system.

253 Points
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VPN

The modern digital condom that lets you browse the internet without Big Tech, governments, or your ISP watching every click.

283 Points
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Compelled Speech

The authoritarian art of forcing people to say things they don’t believe, then punishing them for remaining silent.

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Office of Refugee Resettlement

The quiet enabler of the border crisis that treats missing children as an acceptable cost of doing political business.

179 Points
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300,000 Missing Illegal Immigrant Children

The inconvenient statistic that proves “compassionate” immigration policy often means delivering kids straight into modern slavery.

192 Points
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Private Bounty Hunters To Locate Illegal Immigrants

The market solution where citizens get paid to do what the federal government has spent decades pretending it couldn’t afford.

191 Points
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EDD

The California Employment Development Department that turned unemployment insurance into the biggest self-service fraud buffet in American history.

245 Points
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California’s $180 Billon Fraud

The progressive masterpiece that proves even record tax revenue can vanish into fraud when oversight is treated as optional and accountability is for suckers.

279 Points
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50501

The activist bat-signal that coordinates nationwide protests with military precision while pretending it’s all spontaneous grassroots outrage.

149 Points
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Protest-Industrial Complex

The business model that monetizes moral panic and turns public streets into stages for performative activism.

259 Points
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Tiger Woods

The undisputed DUI champion of the golf world, proving that swing mechanics are easier to fix than steering at 2 a.m.

195 Points
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Passover

The ultimate 8-day Jewish endurance test, featuring the Seder as a high-stakes 15-step dinner party, a frantic hunt for hidden crumbs of chametz, and eating cardboard to remember freedom.

260 Points
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F-15 Shootdown in Iran

The moment reality reminded everyone that Democrats are happier than Iranians and war is not a video game, no matter how many billions we spend on shiny aircraft.

252 Points
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Black Alliance for Peace

The activist outfit that wraps anti-American rhetoric in racial justice language while ignoring every regime that actually oppresses Black people abroad.

164 Points
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Good Friday

The day Jesus’ last words were not “TGİF”

259 Points
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Artemis II

NASA’s progressive Moon mission where the diverse crew spends a week circling the Moon taking DEI group photos and comes home without landing.

266 Points
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Illegal Immigrants Committing Nearly Half Of All Rapes In Europe

The inconvenient truth that open borders and “welcome culture” come with a very steep human cost.

220 Points
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ANSWER Coalition

The rapid-response network that turns geopolitical events into street theater funded by the usual dark-money ecosystem.

138 Points
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Furry Fetish

The online obsession that turns lonely teenagers into pronoun-using, DeviantArt-posting extremists faster than most cults.

229 Points
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CODEPINK

The activist collective that works hand-in-glove with Singham-linked groups to shape public opinion against America within hours of any Trump decision.

268 Points
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Hospitals Replacing Radiologists With AI

The trend that turns “second opinion” into “reboot the server and try again.”

172 Points
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Liberation Day

The announcement that ended the era of America being the world’s unpaid sugar daddy and started charging market rates.

233 Points
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US Apartment Rents Post Largest Annual Decline Since 2017

The economic signal that remote work and red-state migration are working better than any government housing program.

258 Points
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New Pipelines To Bypass Strait Of Hormuz

The engineering solution to geopolitical insanity.

242 Points
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Back to the Stone Age

The silver lining in Trump’s Iran speech.

170 Points
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Barbie

The pink cultural icon that got woke, went broke at the box office, and left a generation of little girls wondering why their favorite toy suddenly hated itself.

226 Points
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Pam Bondi Being Fired As Attorney General

The high-profile firing that shows loyalty gets you in the door, but results keep you in the job.

245 Points
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Mission Accomplished

The victory banner that gets hung right before everything falls apart spectacularly.

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China's Global Governance Initiative (GGI)

The ultimate Chinese rebranding of “We run the world now” wrapped in flowery UN-style language.

279 Points
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Trump's Address to the Nation

The only presidential speech that treats “still at war” as a progress report.

283 Points
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