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heyy

by angara 01/18/2020

A collegial greeting method where the number of “y”s determine the nature of the relationship and the reason of the greeting. hey: hello friend heyy: I think I like you heyyy: Take the hint, dumbass heyyyy: Let’s fuck heyyyyy: I’m drunk

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Poor man’s Senate

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A device to be able to lose all your keys at once

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ICNC

An international nonprofit, also known as International Center on Nonviolent Conflict, founded by Jack DuVall and Peter Ackerman that specializes in training activists to overthrow governments—including playing a key role in training activists responsible for ousting U.S. ally Hosni Mubarak in the 2011 Arab Spring revolution in Egypt.

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Lesley Stahl

Nursing home folks’ entertainment star who co-hosts a stale news magazine show that nobody watches

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Jeffrey Toobin

CNN legal analyst who’s always on a high horse and blames Trump for everything, got caught masturbating during a zoom call

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George Costanza Method

The method one should use to understand the factual occurrences of the opposites of all accusations Democrats make against Trump, such as racism, dictatorship, intolerance, cheating, stealing, committing treason, interfering with elections, promoting violence, supporting domestic terrorism, and colluding with Russians.

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Hollywood

A place run by narcopaths who produce and distribute liberal fascists’ propaganda narrative.

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Laws for Progressives

Conservatives are more than happy to live under the same laws and taxes they want for everyone else; Progressives expect to be exempted from the same laws and taxes they want for everyone else.

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Gretchen Whitmer

Future Michigan Gulag Internment Camp Tsar

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Immature

A word used by boring people to describe fun people

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Institutionalized Incompetence

The inevitable result of the Progressive American Education System, Affirmative Action, Diversity Hiring, and Critical Race Theory.

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Illusion

A coping mechanism which is more gratifying than reality

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