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ChatGPT

An AI machine programmed to pretend to understand human language and emotions, but really just churns out generic responses without any real understanding.

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3I/ATLAS

The galaxy’s most committed drive-by.

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Federal Court Rejecting MAHA Changes to Childhood Vaccine Schedule

The confirmation that “follow the science” only counts when the science is funded by Pfizer and enforced by judges.

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Peer Review

The sacred academic ritual where a handful of like-minded activists quietly approve each other’s work while ensuring dissenting ideas never see the light of day.

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Scientific American

The magazine that went from explaining science to preaching ideology while calling it “science communication.”

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Drought Engulfs 60% of U.S

The perfect excuse for more regulations, higher water bills, and lectures about your personal carbon footprint.

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DNA

The microscopic instruction manual that doesn’t care about your feelings, pronouns, or identity.

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Geography

The science of location that proves proximity to water still beats proximity to ideology every time.

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Climate Doom Propaganda

The modern religion where the end is always nigh, the science is always settled, and the heretics must be silenced.

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Dead US Scientists

The unofficial occupational hazard of knowing too much about bioweapons, gain-of-function research, or anything that might embarrass powerful institutions.

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Rare Earth Minerals

The unrenewable source behind “renewable” energy and sustainability virtue, mined in places with zero environmental oversight.

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Robot Ants

The future of pest control where the pests are now programmable, networked, and probably unionized.

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