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ChatGPT

An AI machine programmed to pretend to understand human language and emotions, but really just churns out generic responses without any real understanding.

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Federal Court Rejecting MAHA Changes to Childhood Vaccine Schedule

The confirmation that “follow the science” only counts when the science is funded by Pfizer and enforced by judges.

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3I/ATLAS

The galaxy’s most committed drive-by.

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Scientific American

The magazine that went from explaining science to preaching ideology while calling it “science communication.”

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Geography

The science of location that proves proximity to water still beats proximity to ideology every time.

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Pluto

The solar system’s ultimate participation trophy winner.

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Climate Doom Propaganda

The modern religion where the end is always nigh, the science is always settled, and the heretics must be silenced.

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Rare Earth Minerals

The unrenewable source behind “renewable” energy and sustainability virtue, mined in places with zero environmental oversight.

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Farmers' Almanac

The ultimate middle finger to modern experts, with better long-range forecasts than all their fancy models combined

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Nuclear Reactor

The high-tech steam engine that turns uranium into electricity while the public turns it into a doomsday movie plot.

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Singularity

The time when robots take over and we all become their minions.

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Tampons in Men's Bathroom

The woke bathroom upgrade where ideology overrules science and absurdity rewrites biology.

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