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The black-ops device that made Maduro wake up in handcuffs wondering if last night’s rum was spiked with freedom.

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krazylove
01/26/2026

Stealth weapon that scrambled Maduro’s survival instincts until he thought zip-ties were a spa treatment.

caracas
01/26/2026

The classified confusion ray that turned a fortified palace into the easiest snatch-and-grab since Noriega.

Bobo
01/26/2026

The ultimate “get out of dictatorship free” card—delivered via black helicopter with extreme prejudice.

migros
01/26/2026

The military’s favorite “non-lethal” persuader that convinces dictators to accept one-way helicopter rides.

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