Harvard-MIT Coffee Study

The academic effort to justify professors’ caffeine habits as “longevity research” while charging the public for the privilege.

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tumce
02/17/2026

The study that proves caffeine is a miracle drug until the next study proves it’s killing you.

facia
02/17/2026

The discovery that academics who study coffee tend to drink it while applying for money to study it.

Graminis
02/17/2026

The taxpayer-funded coffee klatch that turned “people who drink coffee seem healthier” into a headline-grabbing breakthrough while ignoring lifestyle confounders.

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02/17/2026

Research proving that drinking coffee correlates strongly with writing grant proposals about coffee.

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