Futures

The sophisticated way to bet on tomorrow’s prices today while pretending you’re doing serious financial analysis instead of glorified gambling.

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redlight
03/25/2026

The ultimate “time travel” product: you can lose money today on events that haven’t occurred yet.

Simon
03/25/2026

The reason a farmer in Iowa can go broke because of a typhoon in Taiwan he’s never heard of.

formore
03/25/2026

The legalized casino where hedge funds and algorithms bet on the future weather, geopolitics, and consumer moods.

tuna
03/25/2026

The financial instrument that lets you commit money to buy oil, wheat, or pork bellies that may or may not exist by the time the contract expires.

enex
03/25/2026

The market where you can lose your shirt on something that hasn’t even been harvested, drilled, or manufactured yet.

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