CFTC

The abbreviation for the government agency “Commodity Futures Trading Commission,” the one that watches the casino but only steps in after the roulette wheel falls off the table.

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redlight
03/25/2026

The bureaucratic referee that calls minor fouls on retail traders while letting the big institutions play without a whistle.

Simon
03/25/2026

The agency that writes 500-page rulebooks to stop the next financial crisis and then looks surprised when the next crisis arrives anyway.

formore
03/25/2026

The watchdog that barks loudly at small traders while big players run the entire derivatives market like their personal playground.

tuna
03/25/2026

The regulator that exists to prevent market manipulation, except when the manipulators are big banks or political donors.

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