The over-engineered contraption that makes simple coffee feel like rocket science and simple mornings feel like a hostage situation.
The over-engineered contraption that makes simple coffee feel like rocket science and simple mornings feel like a hostage situation.
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The modern torture device that forces grown adults to perform maintenance on a coffee maker more diligently than they maintain their marriages.
The domestic tyrant that demands daily descaling, fresh beans, and perfect tamping just to deliver a thimble of bitter liquid.
The kitchen status symbol that sits unused for weeks, then demands a full cleaning ritual before it will cooperate for 30 seconds.
The expensive countertop appliance that turns your kitchen into a high-maintenance Italian café while guaranteeing morning rage when it clogs.