Anunnaki

The original “ancient astronauts” theory that claims Sumerian civilization was jump-started by extraterrestrial middle managers.

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angara
04/07/2026

The ancient explanation for why humans have always felt like we’re working for someone else’s benefit.

ZombieBen
04/07/2026

The ancient aliens who may or may not have created us, but definitely left the instruction manual in cuneiform and never followed up.

Hairy Poppins
04/07/2026

The ancient Mesopotamian gods who supposedly created humanity as a slave species, then left, which explains a lot about modern life.

Doomilwise
04/07/2026

The Sumerian deities who supposedly taught early humans agriculture, mathematics, and how to build pyramids before abandoning the experiment.

reen
04/06/2026

The cosmic bosses who created mankind, then disappeared, leaving us with religion, war, and reality TV as parting gifts.

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