Gilgamesh

The ancient Sumerian Chad who built walls, rejected goddesses, and then had a complete existential meltdown when his bro Enkidu kicked the bucket.

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angara
04/07/2026

The ancient hero who built one of the greatest cities in history, then realized none of it would matter because death comes for everyone — even kings.

ZombieBen
04/07/2026

The Sumerian badass who fought monsters, rejected Ishtar, and still ended up accepting that all his glory would turn to dust.

Hairy Poppins
04/07/2026

The original alpha masculine king who was two-thirds god, one-third man, and 100% insufferable until his best friend died and ruined his whole vibe.

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