Open Buffet

The place where portion control goes to die under heat lamps and questionable food safety standards.

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Classyboyo
05/04/2026

The business model that proves human willpower is no match for unlimited mashed potatoes and mystery meat.

American
05/03/2026

The ultimate test of self-control that most people fail spectacularly while pretending it was “totally worth it.”

boomer
05/03/2026

The culinary democracy where everyone is equal: equally full, equally bloated, and equally likely to need antacids.

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