Project Stargate

The U.S. government’s extremely serious $20 million psychic espionage program that spent two decades trying to weaponize remote viewing, astral projection, and spoon-bending before quietly admitting it was mostly expensive witchcraft.

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faction
05/18/2026

The declassified embarrassment that showed the U.S. government once spent serious money trying to read minds while pretending it wasn’t completely insane.

nana
05/15/2026

The program where highly trained remote viewers spent years describing secret Soviet bases… that sometimes turned out to be grocery stores or parking lots.

nolegs
05/15/2026

The legendary black project that tried to turn “I see dead people” into actionable military intelligence and somehow lasted longer than most successful weapons programs.

Obviously
05/15/2026

The taxpayer-funded experiment in government-funded clairvoyance that ultimately discovered the only thing psychics could reliably see was the next budget increase.

quiet
05/15/2026

The classified program that proved even the U.S. military can fall for New Age nonsense when they’re desperate enough to win the arms race.

discovered
05/15/2026

The ultimate flex in bureaucratic absurdity: when your intelligence agency decides the best way to beat the KGB is to hire people who talk to spirits.

legendary
05/15/2026

The Cold War-era initiative where the CIA and Pentagon hired psychics to spy on the Soviets, because apparently conventional intelligence was too boring and reliable.

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