Airplane

The flying gas tank that makes you pay extra for oxygen, legroom, and the right to not be treated like cargo.

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angara
02/05/2026

A flying passanger vehicle which can only operate if you put your tray tables away and return your seats to the upright position.

tumce
02/05/2026

The metal tube that turns “I’m late for a meeting” into “I’m 30,000 feet above a meeting I’m now missing” in under an hour.

lawofnature
02/05/2026

The flying sardine can where $800 buys you the privilege of being crammed next to a stranger who thinks armrests are negotiable.

Vincent
02/05/2026

The pressurized coffin with snacks where “safety demonstration” is code for “we’re all going to die together if this goes wrong.”

limbo
12/26/2021

Trash culture’s choice of a greyhound bus with wings.

Zoom
11/25/2021

A flying tube that requires double masks to fly on.

dorkforce
11/25/2021

Human cattle transportation agent

brennana
01/27/2020

A public transportation vehicle where people are strip-searched to get into

firebrand
01/18/2020

A device that can make atheists pray during turbulence

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