East Coast Winter Storm

The seasonal ritual where millions of people forget how to drive, then blame the government for not plowing their driveway.

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everyone
01/25/2026

The perfect excuse for every politician to declare a state of emergency so they can look busy while doing nothing.

proven
01/25/2026

The seasonal apocalypse that proves the East Coast still hasn’t figured out how to drive on frozen water.

angara
01/25/2026

The event that makes bread and milk disappear faster than you can say “global warming is real.”

Forgone
01/25/2026

The weather phenomenon that turns New Yorkers into doomsday preppers and D.C. staffers into permanent remote workers.

xpress
01/25/2026

The climate event that could all have been avoided if people used paper straws wrapped in plastic.

segal
01/25/2026

The meteorological event that proves the entire region is one snowflake away from collective hysteria and bread-line panic.

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