Kleenex

The disposable tissue that turns sneezes into a brief moment of paper glory before ending up in the wasteland of forgotten boogers.

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2OldForThis
06/01/2023

A tissue that knows your nose better than you do.

Bullet
06/01/2023

The tissue that magically disappears whenever you need it the most.

drillen
06/01/2023

The delicate paper that wipes away tears, along with your hard-earned money, one tissue at a time.

Trooper
06/01/2023

The magical piece of paper that wipes away your sorrows, clears your sniffles, and transforms into a crumpled mess of forgotten dreams.

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