Lawyer

A used car salesman with three extra years of schooling, better vocabulary, and worse ethics.

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impatient
03/20/2026

The gatekeeper of justice who makes sure justice only enters if it can afford the cover charge.

alican
03/20/2026

The professional who can sell you the Brooklyn Bridge, then bill you for the closing costs and the paperwork.

Winner
03/20/2026

The word processor who charges $800 an hour to tell you the law is whatever they need it to be today.

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