May Day

The day when workers unite to celebrate the triumph of capitalism by taking a day off.

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parodify
04/30/2023

The one day a year when we pretend to care about workers’ rights while still scrolling through endless photos of people’s lavish vacations and food.

In a Week
04/30/2023

Also known as ‘May Day’, the day we show our enduring love for totally pointless celebration of spring.

Snowflake
04/30/2023

The time of the year when the flowers bloom and the birds chirp, and workers around the world collectively shrug their shoulders at the inadequacy of their wages.

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