New Year Resolution

An annual to-do list you enthusiastically write on January 1st and accidentally recycle by January 7th.

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quicky
12/14/2025

Next year’s plan to correct for this year’s overcorrection of last year’s mistakes.

tumce
12/14/2025

A goal so ambitious, it requires a full year of procrastination to properly ignore.

ho babe
12/14/2025

Optimism’s annual comeback tour, cancelled after the opening act.

angara
12/14/2025

A list of how you’ll be different, pinned to the fridge right next to a list of pizza places.

sayswho
12/14/2025

Next year’s first inside joke between you and you.

mytee
12/14/2025

A delayed, 365-day homework assignment you give yourself every December 31st

Beat It
12/14/2025

A personal mandate so negotiable, it makes a politician’s pledge look binding.

butbut
12/14/2025

The art of turning last year’s guilt into this year’s self-improvement fan fiction.

2OldForThis
12/14/2025

A gym membership’s one-month raison d’être.

aced
12/14/2025

A solemn promise to yourself that expires faster than a carton of holiday eggnog.

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