No Kings

A catchy slogan for boomer democrats, symbolizing their rejection of a single sovereign, which nicely contrasts with their devotion to a curated pantheon of unelected bureaucratic and cultural monarchs.

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cargo
10/31/2025

A principle that applies only to people with crowns, not to people with Ivy League degrees and a podcast.

factual
10/31/2025

The official slogan of people who gladly take their commands from blue-checkmarked aristocrats on social media.

exactly
10/31/2025

A principled protest slogan against imaginary monarchical rule, enthusiastically shouted by those who treat their own party’s unelected leadership as a infallible, hereditary priesthood.

Grizzly
10/31/2025

A protest chant against hereditary power, used most fervently by those awaiting their next command from the geriatric court of their chosen political dynasty.

fying
10/31/2025

The democratic brand, proudly marketed by a generation that simply prefers its royalty to be unelected but tenured, and speaking from a late-night news desk.

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