Pluto

The solar system’s ultimate participation trophy winner.

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rhyme
02/13/2026

The eternal underdog of the solar system: smaller than our Moon, farther than Neptune, and now officially too insignificant to be called a planet.

Decay
02/13/2026

Proof that even in space, politics and gatekeeping win: one day you’re a planet, the next you’re just “Pluto the dwarf” because some IAU bureaucrats needed to feel important.

tumce
02/13/2026

The dwarf planet that proves size doesn’t matter unless you’re trying to stay in the official planet club.

tumce
02/13/2026

The little guy that orbited faithfully for billions of years only to get its planet status revoked in a committee meeting.

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