Rules of Thumb

A collection of observations by people who bother to look at how things work and at how they get things done.

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whatsup
02/19/2024

The more curves in a river, the older it is.

justdance
02/08/2024

The productivity of a meeting is inversely proportional to the size of the group when more than four people attend.

Himom
02/06/2024

If you can’t see the license plate of the car in front of you at a stoplight, you’re too close.

shadowbanned
02/06/2024

If you think your front tire is low while driving, take your hands off the wheel. A low tire will cause the car to drift in the direction of the low tire.

Totel
02/04/2024

A newspaper or magazine needs to be about 60 percent advertising to survive financially.

Bibbi
02/04/2024

The carpenter’s rule of thumb “measure twice, cut once” applies as well to sewing and knitting.

infidel
02/04/2024

Drivers who customize their cars with bumper stickers and other adornments are more prone to road rage than are others.

enterprize
02/04/2024

If you can follow a fitness program for 21 consecutive days, you can follow it for life.

accessa
02/04/2024

To maintain an even keel at an important social event, make every other drink seltzer or water.

alican
01/16/2024

To calculate a dog’s age in human terms, count the first year as 15, the second year by 10, and each year after that as 5.

exactly
01/16/2024

Fit comes before fashion. If you clothes don’t fit right, nothing else matters.

paranormal
01/13/2024

The most successful teaching lessons last 22 minutes, the exact length of the average TV sitcom.

boomer
01/04/2024

The more that local police uniforms resemble military uniforms, the less free and democratic that country is likely to be.

ogaci
01/04/2024

If a boiled lobster’s tail isn’t curled, it was dead before it was boiled.

solep
01/03/2024

When questioned by a police officer, assume that he already knows the answers to most of the questions he’s asking you.

everyone
10/23/2023

The softer the currency, the harder the toilet paper.

keyfastt
10/23/2023

If the water and food in a country are suspect, take similar precautions with the law.

Prepped
05/03/2023

When you’re playing blackjack, assume that any unseen card is an eight.

Mad Dog
04/26/2023

The cheaper the booze, the worse the hangover.

Snowflake
04/20/2023

Never swim against a riptide. Instead, swim at a 90-degree angle to it at an easy pace until you’re clear of it. Then head back to shore.

putin
04/20/2023

Roaches never travel alone. if you caught one, expect there to be more.

laststep
04/20/2023

If you can’t fit the idea of your story into one simple sentence, you don’t understand your story.

ball lines
04/20/2023

On a good highway bicycle you can travel 50 miles per day at a leisurely pace.

noshare
04/18/2023

Never offer more than two thirds the asking price for rural land.

netzero
04/18/2023

Catholics feel guilty for what they weren’t supposed to do and did. Jews feel guilty for what they were supposed to do and didn’t.

Obviously
04/06/2023

With clothing or rugs, the more threads per inch, the more durable the fabric will be.

simbad
04/06/2023

Effortless prose generally takes three to four drafts.

Hot Takes
08/31/2022

Buy two black markers for every other color you buy. It is always the first color to go in a set (green and red go next).

Atalanta
08/31/2022

Never buy a silver car. They rust sooner than others.

Simon
08/31/2022

The greater the back problem, the harder your mattress should be. The unforgiving surface forces you to move often so your muscles won’t become stiff from lack of movement.

forma
06/20/2022

At auctions, paintings sell for half the price they go for in galleries.

Mace
11/15/2021

If a professor describes a science experiment in class, it will be on the exam.

look_mom
11/15/2021

In a public restroom, always use the toilet farthest away from the door. It’s typically cleaner and used less than the others.

sweltering
11/14/2021

The sales success of sports book is inversely proportional to the size of the ball used in the sport.

kiss my axe
11/14/2021

You need to know and understand 5,000 words and characters in Chinese before trying to have a meaningful conversation in Chinese. .

antifascist
11/14/2021

Cheap paperback novels average one typographical error for every ten pages.

instant
11/12/2021

It is easier to get forgiveness than permission.

Sedova
11/11/2021

Tough apple skin means a hard winter.

khart
11/09/2021

One large tree has the cooling power of five average air conditioners running 20 hours a day.

IV Shot
11/09/2021

If bees stay at the hive, expect rain. If they fly away, expect good weather.

ever
11/09/2021

Bears can outrun, outclimb, and outswim a human. Your only chance is to run downhill; the bear’s center of gravity makes it difficult for it to follow.

Serf
11/08/2021

To ace a course, plan on spending two hours on outside study and homework for every hour of classroom time.

sharpest
11/07/2021

Never walk past a chimpanzee while wearing a clown suit.

meanwhile
11/07/2021

Zigzag to outrun a crocodile.

ho babe
11/06/2021

Avoid of buying a house within sight of a traffic light.

meste
11/06/2021

Your new product should have at least three easily recognizable advantages over is competition.

Marc
11/06/2021

The average milk producing life of a dairy cow is five to seven years.

puec
11/06/2021

One ostrich egg will serve 24 people for brunch.

ege
11/06/2021

Lighting will take up 30% of the overall power usage for a building.

metalhead
11/06/2021

Use ammonia for a bee sting and vinegar for a wasp sting.

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