UnitedHealth

The company that unites you with sky-high premiums, surprise bills, and the eternal hope that your claim might one day be approved.

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meanwhile
01/27/2026

The corporation that figured out the best way to make healthcare affordable is to make sure nobody can actually afford to use it.

shadowbanned
01/27/2026

The company that turned “healthcare” into “we’ll cover it if you’re already dead or rich enough to sue us.”

Black Cat
01/27/2026

The corporate behemoth that owns doctors, hospitals, pharmacies, and your soul—now with 30% higher deductibles.

tumce
01/27/2026

The insurance empire that proves the free market works perfectly—as long as the market is rigged in their favor.

euromee
01/27/2026

The ultimate middleman that stands between you and your doctor, pockets the difference, and calls it “innovative care coordination.”

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De-Dollarization