Valentine's Day

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Big Ben
02/13/2026

The one day a year society agrees it’s acceptable to measure love in dollars spent on heart-shaped junk that gets thrown out by February 15th.

patchwork
02/11/2026

The day society decided love needs a deadline, a price tag, and a color scheme.

No Convert
02/11/2026

The annual corporate shakedown where men get guilt-tripped into spending $150 on overpriced roses and chocolates just to prove they don’t hate their girlfriend.

sqft
02/11/2026

The romantic extortion racket where florists triple prices, restaurants add “Valentine’s surcharge,” and everyone acts like it’s spontaneous affection instead of planned profiteering.

dappnerd
02/23/2022

Commercial relationship authentication and acknowledgment day.

ignoremenot
02/23/2022

Christmas for Jewelry Stores.

enex
04/03/2020

Another consumer holiday

pretzelhead
02/18/2020

The reason why so many babies are born in November

trangg
02/17/2020

Unofficial obligatory relationship renewal day

Bobo
02/17/2020

Love Proofing Day

barbed
02/17/2020

Cliche holiday with unimaginative gifts

brennana
02/16/2020

Another excuse to eat Chocolate

krazylove
02/15/2020

A made-up capitalist event that separates lovers from their money

baluster
02/15/2020

It’s not your day if the only letter you received was a restraining order

gigabun
02/15/2020

Making people feel guilty day

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