Winter Olympics

A competition where rich countries win at sports no one else can afford to learn.

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mytee
02/08/2026

Where the world’s wealthiest nations gather to determine the global champion in expensive, obscure hobbies like “hurling yourself down an icy chute on a cafeteria tray.

migros
02/08/2026

The global sporting event that proves climate change is real by forcing host countries to manufacture millions of tons of fake snow for events named after pristine, vanishing environments.

norefill
02/05/2020

A recently created international competition to make white people feel relevant in sports

ignoremenot
02/05/2020

International competition mostly women watch

zoe
01/30/2020

China’s propaganda tool

Jabberwocky
01/24/2020

A global event specifically created for the industrialized countries

barbed
01/23/2020

A cold sporting competition where falling is expected–ice skating, skiing, snowboarding, etc.

Winner
01/23/2020

A global sports competition where you end up watching events you never thought you would watch before, like curling.

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