Professor

Someone who couldn’t survive a week in the private sector, so they retreated to a university to lecture others about how the world works.

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strongties
05/28/2026

The position that allows failed novelists, bitter Marxists, and gender studies majors to extract money from taxpayers while indoctrinating the young.

etisot
05/28/2026

The ultimate participation trophy for people who stayed in school for 10+ years because the real world was too scary.

nocards
05/26/2026

The reason we have generations of students deep in debt, confused about basic biology, and convinced Western civilization is evil.

fabric
05/26/2026

The title that magically turns mediocre intelligence and extreme political bias into unquestioned moral authority.

ogaci
05/26/2026

The modern priest class that demands respect and six-figure salaries for teaching theories that consistently fail in the real world.

IV Shot
05/26/2026

The person who spends their entire life studying one narrow topic, then acts shocked that nobody outside academia cares about their opinions.

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