Core-Hours Mandate

A strict company policy requiring everyone to sit in an uncomfortable office chair from 9 to 5, ensuring that the middle management team has a captive audience for their daily monologues.

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Sizing-Box Extortion

A budget airline gauntlet where you must violently stomp your backpack into a tiny metal cage, paying a $100 penalty if a single loose zipper strap protrudes by half an inch.
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Camping World

The massive RV dealership chain where middle-class dreams of freedom go to die under high-interest loans and aggressive upselling.
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Getty Images

The overpriced stock photo cartel that charges you hundreds of dollars for a picture of a smiling businessman that’s been used in 120,000 PowerPoint presentations since 2009.
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Shipping Container

The humble metal box that moves more global trade than most politicians ever will, yet still gets romanticized by tiny-home influencers.
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Cybertruck

The stainless steel polygon on wheels that looks like it was designed by a depressed robot with a ruler and a vendetta against curves
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Self Checkout

The quiet humiliation ritual where you do the cashier’s job, the bagger’s job, and the customer service rep’s job for free.

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Massachusetts Abortion Law

The new statute that removes the 24-week limit and lets doctors decide an abortion is fine at any point in the pregnancy, including the final days before birth.
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Fertilizer

The agricultural cheat code that turned dirt into abundance and is now blamed for every environmental problem by people who prefer feelings over yields.
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Ceuta Border Invasion

The predictable border storm that erupted right after Spain’s socialist government announced mass legalization and started lecturing the world about open borders.
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Machiavelli

The political life coach who rebranded “being a terrible person” as a brilliant management strategy.
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Paraguay National Soccer Team

The squad that plays soccer like it’s a back-alley knife fight with extra cleats and dramatically less skill.
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Christmas

The time of the year people sit in front of a plastic tree, eat candy out of socks, and listen 50’s music.

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Sizing-Box Extortion

Camping World

Getty Images

Shipping Container

Cybertruck

Self Checkout

Massachusetts Abortion Law

Fertilizer

Ceuta Border Invasion

Machiavelli

Paraguay National Soccer Team

Christmas

American Values

Joe Biden

COVID Vaccine

Rules of Thumb

Coronavirus Outbreak

Democrat Party

Abridged Collection of Interdisciplinary Laws

Donald Trump

Derek Chauvin Trial

Anthony Fauci

Oscars 2021

Ukraine – Russia War

Six-Word Story

California

Antifa

US Presidential Elections 2020

Black Lives Matter (BLM)

Black Privilege

Nancy Pelosi

FBI

Nancy Pelosi's Insider Trades

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