Cell phone

a portable communication device for use in a cellular system for the following reasons: 48.5% social media, 21.7% texting, 6.2% awkward situation avoider, 3.2% flashlight, and 0.1% actually calling people

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aced
02/05/2020

The term old people use

ascoot
01/26/2020

Also known as smartphone, which generated a global revenue from sales in 2017 amounting to $478.7 billion

Gravitybl
01/22/2020

A device that makes everybody antisocial.

Ablewriter
01/22/2020

Social media enabler

Evileye
01/18/2020

Miniature Zombie transformation device

firebrand
01/18/2020

A pocket computer that costs more than a used car

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