Costco

A disorganized, warehouse looking discount store you have to pay to get in

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framed
01/12/2022

A membership-based merchandise club that charges its members an annual fee for the privilege of shopping at its stores.

These fees represent the bulk of Costco’s operating profit. In 2019, Costco made $3.35 billion from membership fees, an increase of 7% from the previous year. Its entire net income for the year was $3.66 billion.

https://www.investopedia.com/stock-analysis/040915/3-reasons-costco-great-company-cost.aspx

vikimed
01/12/2022

A warehouse with the government store feel with a business model of selling memberships to cult-like shoppers.

fluffycookie
01/12/2022

A golf country club selling merchandise and bulk groceries that are not any cheaper than their big competitors.

call me them
05/02/2021

A giant everything-mart who loves to hate its customers.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ZIFCWpn4qQ4

bartender
02/08/2020

Members only discount store

euromee
02/07/2020

Giant surplus store

sunsetrale
02/07/2020

Megastore run by Nazis

Quillpo
02/05/2020

A private club that requires a paid membership, also stipulates that it reserves the right to check customers’ bags as part of its membership conditions

norefill
02/05/2020

A place to eat free samples

Winner
02/05/2020

The store that sells you the privilege to get insulted at the door

quicky
02/03/2020

Oversized grocery outlet with limited choices of megapack merchandise

zoe
02/03/2020

A binary store where each item has only two alternatives

aced
02/03/2020

A good example of what American socialism will look like

melody
02/03/2020

A discount chain store with an archaic business model from the ’80s which charges a membership fee to shop

zillowed
02/03/2020

A perfect place for masochists who love to be insulted when they leave the store

uhaul
02/02/2020

Shopping ground for the third world trash.

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