Trump-Xi Meeting

The awkward billionaire bromance where two alpha males pretend to like each other while quietly trying to screw over each other’s country.

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yard10
05/13/2026

The summit where America demands fair trade and China demands America stops noticing it’s stealing everything.

tumce
05/13/2026

The carefully choreographed handshake that changes nothing but gives both leaders great photos for their propaganda reels.

Norange
05/13/2026

The awkward dinner where Trump serves well-done steak and Xi serves empty promises wrapped in red tape.

shareb
05/13/2026

The bilateral summit that proves personal chemistry means nothing when one side wants world domination and the other wants a better trade deal.

nocards
05/13/2026

The high-stakes poker game where Trump bluffs with tariffs and Xi smiles while stealing technology under the table.

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