Gate-Check Ambush

A last-minute logistical failure where you are forced to surrender your perfectly sized carry-on bag to the cargo hold, guaranteeing you get to spend an extra hour at the baggage carousel.

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Sizing-Box Extortion

A budget airline gauntlet where you must violently stomp your backpack into a tiny metal cage, paying a $100 penalty if a single loose zipper strap protrudes by half an inch.
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Spirit Airlines

The flying Greyhound bus where your personal space is optional and your dignity is definitely extra.
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Southwest Airlines

The carrier that pioneered low fares by removing everything that makes flying tolerable, then charges you for the privilege of being miserable.
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United Airlines

Woke airline company choice for people who have a dead wish.
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Richard Branson

British conman who provides space tourism for woke billionaires with public money.
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Air Travel

A choice of transportation which includes flight cancellations, poorly maintained airplanes, long lines, frisking TSA gestapos, incompetent gate agents, flaming nazi flight attendants, dirty face diapers, and drunk passengers.

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Massachusetts Abortion Law

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The Biden appointee who decided a district court seat comes with the power to rewrite executive immigration policy.
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Medieval Diseases in Los Angeles

Proof that you can recreate 14th-century living conditions in 21st-century California if you try hard enough.
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WNBA

The league that functions as a combination Black lesbian social club and progressive activism platform with occasional basketball games.
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Japan Yen Rescue

The financial version of “we’ll help you if you promise not to sell our debt in a panic.”
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Great Transshipment Scam

The sophisticated Chinese export strategy of shipping goods through third countries for a quick relabel, light assembly, or new paperwork so they magically stop being “Chinese.”

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Sizing-Box Extortion

Spirit Airlines

Southwest Airlines

United Airlines

Richard Branson

Air Travel

Massachusetts Abortion Law

U.S. District Judge Jeannette Vargas

Medieval Diseases in Los Angeles

WNBA

Japan Yen Rescue

Great Transshipment Scam

European Green Transition Mandates

AI Apocalypse Fears

Joe Biden

COVID Vaccine

Rules of Thumb

Coronavirus Outbreak

Democrat Party

Abridged Collection of Interdisciplinary Laws

Donald Trump

Derek Chauvin Trial

Anthony Fauci

Oscars 2021

Ukraine – Russia War

Six-Word Story

California

Antifa

US Presidential Elections 2020

Black Lives Matter (BLM)

Black Privilege

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FBI

Nancy Pelosi's Insider Trades

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