Happiness Index

The progressive indicator that automatically goes down the moment Trump gets elected.

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nocards
04/20/2026

The UN’s favorite propaganda tool that measures how content you are while ignoring that half the population is on antidepressants.

storyteller
04/20/2026

The metric that concludes people are happier under high taxes, open borders, and energy shortages.

flywheel
04/20/2026

The ultimate elite cope: when your country is cold, expensive, and dying, just commission a survey that says you’re the happiest people alive.

ege
04/20/2026

The scientific-looking propaganda that reveals “happiness” under modern progressivism is conditional on getting your political way.

noplugin
04/20/2026

The global propaganda ranking that mysteriously plummets whenever conservatives win and skyrockets when progressives are in power, regardless of real-world conditions.

trolley
04/20/2026

The meaningless statistic that lets miserable Nordic countries with long winters and sky-high taxes pretend they’re happier than everyone else.

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