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A sexually transmitted disease with 100% fatality rate

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Monomb

Biological existence. Available for a limited time only. Limit one (1) per person. Provided “as is” and without warranties. Nontransferable and is the sole responsibility of the recipient. May incur damages from misuse. Additional parts sold separately. Your mileage may vary. Subject to all applicable fees and taxes. Terms and conditions may apply.

angara

10 percent what you make of it, and 90 percent how you take it.

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An art, not science

sayswho

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Product with a “use by” date

limbo

A board game that lasts forever and is guaranteed to simultaneously bore and depress you

firemoose

A breakfast cereal formerly made of oats, soy protein concentrate, sodium casienate and sugar.

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