Minnesota Daycare

The state-sponsored money laundering operation where Somali immigrants discovered that pretending to watch imaginary children was more profitable than actual work.

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Boe
05/22/2026

Where “early childhood education” means teaching toddlers how to commit eight-figure fraud schemes before they can even walk.

adday
05/22/2026

Proof that in Minnesota, the easiest way to get rich is to open a “daycare,” bill for ghost kids, and let the state keep writing checks.

V for Vendetta
05/21/2026

The ultimate welfare hack: open a center, invent hundreds of students, and live like royalty while Minnesota taxpayers foot the bill for an education that never happened.

never
05/21/2026

The innovative business model where you bill the government for thousands of nonexistent kids and use the proceeds for luxury cars and overseas real estate.

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