Missouri

A miserable State, which is too far north to have mild winters, and too far south to have mild summers

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barbed

Midwestern state who obliterated Native Americans in the 19th century, but uses them as a football mascot today

limbo

Home of Kansas City, which for some reason is primarily located in Missouri. Very creative.

hobnail

A state where St. Louis is the most important city. Enough said.

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Oregon

Santa