Spring Break

The time for privileged American college students to enjoy the fantasy life they feel entitled to.

Subscribe
Notify of
6 Comments
Newest
Oldest Most Voted
Inline Feedbacks
View all comments
Mercury
03/23/2026

The ritual that turns “higher education” into “higher blood-alcohol levels” for one glorious, regret-filled week.

wholemeal
03/22/2026

The annual migration where students fly to beaches to pretend they’re adults while acting like toddlers with fake IDs.

waffle
03/22/2026

The break from reality where “spring” means springing for overpriced drinks and “break” means breaking every rule your parents ever set.

infidel
03/22/2026

The event where $5,000 in student loans gets converted into sunburns, hangovers, and questionable decisions.

nicked
03/13/2023

Self-declared holiday in which entitled U.S. college students act like they are in an R-rated kindergarten.

migros
04/01/2021

The reason kids go to college.

What do you think?

237 Points

Iran’s New 10 Million Rial Banknote

Champagne Socialists