Thanksgiving

North American annual celebration for diabetes and heart attacks.

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kiss my axe
11/14/2022

A holiday that brings out the best in family dysfunction since 1863.

anonymouse
11/24/2021

An American tradition which is redefined’ into ‘National Day of Mourning’ by progressive Democrats.

Alien
11/16/2021

Time to set your scales back ten pounds.

bdk
11/16/2021

The most food-filled North American holiday of the year.

xpress
11/15/2021

A holiday that is all about getting your entire dysfunctional family under the same roof and hoping the police don’t get called.

fluid
11/15/2021

A North American tradition with friends followed by genocide through attrition and smallpox blankets. 

Keno
11/14/2021

Time for a nice food induced coma

sweltering
11/14/2021

An American tradition of pulling the wishbone, yelling at each other, and watching football.

instant
11/12/2021

The holiday that keeps therapists busy since 1621.

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Carron Phillips