Starbucks

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IV Shot
08/04/2023

A place that sells coffee flavored milkshakes.

optional
07/12/2022

One of the poster children of the unraveling of the societal fabric where they sell $7 dollar coffee and sugar water to make the juvenile narcissists feel special.

2OldForThis
07/12/2022

An overpriced Zombies meeting place where you can have diabetic horse urine marketed as hipster coffee.

Graminis
07/12/2022

A woke establishment where they charge $5-10 for a crappy cup of coffee filled with sugar, soy, and other toxic additives made by a seething feminist, weakling Omega male or gender confused hipster with an attitude when you don’t pronounce the made up names of the coffee milkshakes right, and a scowl on their faces as they hand it to the customer.

backwardsome
02/22/2020

Hot Bean water corporate coffee

exedra
02/22/2020

A place where you can have your name written on a coffee cup

pretzelhead
02/18/2020

Free Wi-Fi hub

ZombieBen
02/17/2020

Euro-inspired image selling shop known for “basic” drinks like the Unicorn Frappuccino

trangg
02/17/2020

The house of Vente-size burned coffee drinkers

nana
02/17/2020

A company, founded in 1971 and nobody noticed for 30 years

Bobo
02/17/2020

Good and inexpensive coffee if you brew it at home

barbed
02/17/2020

The reason why independent coffee shops died; see also Amazon

appeared
02/17/2020

Social gathering place for anti-social college students

sistertake
02/17/2020

White Girl Drink

nvrtrmp
02/16/2020

A business sandwiched between inexpensive fast-food chains and high-end “third wave” coffee shops

krazylove
02/16/2020

Favorite hangout place for soccer moms and gays

homa
02/16/2020

A great place to find wretched hive of snobs and pretensciousness

angara
02/16/2020

Overpriced coffee shop for poor millennials

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