iPhone 17 Pro

The $1,200 rectangle that will be slightly thinner, slightly faster, and slightly more expensive than the iPhone 16 Pro you already own.

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metalhead
03/27/2026

The status symbol that lets you flex on Android users until the battery dies at 3 p.m. and you remember why you hate it.

completed
03/27/2026

The phone that costs more than most people’s rent while promising to solve problems you didn’t know you had.

liberal
03/27/2026

The annual ritual where Apple adds one new camera lens and charges you a kidney for the privilege of upgrading.

gardenx
03/27/2026

The shiny new brick that will make last year’s model feel ancient for exactly 11 months until the iPhone 18 Pro arrives.

Vincent
03/27/2026

The device that proves “innovation” now means removing the charger, raising the price, and calling it progress.

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