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Coca Cola

Overpriced carbonated sugary water drink company, originally invented as a patent medicine.

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Corporatism

The merger of state and corporate power, see Fascism.

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United Airlines

The best American airline to risk your life by flying on poorly-maintained old planes operated by incompetent woke pilots who believe math is racist.

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Increasing Mall Vacancy Rates

The result of the “Best Economy Ever.”

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Patreon

A woke membership platform that provides business tools for left content creators to run a subscription service. It helps propaganda mouthpieces earn a monthly income by providing rewards and perks to their subscribers, so that they can spread hate comfortably.

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Amazon Reviews

Fake reviews that are ‘being sold in bulk’ online.

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Failure

Non-traditional success

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Jack Ma

The CCP-approved founder of Alibaba with an enormous forehead.

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Ford

The reason people buy foreign cars

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Alibaba

Chinese Communist Party controlled online company, which mimics Amazon by selling counterfeit junk to the world.

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Delta Airlines

The world’s largest distributer of roasted peanuts.

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Antique Shop

Overpriced junk store

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