progressive – Salty Dictionary

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Body Positivity

The progressive movement to celebrate fat, obesity, diabetes, and hypertension.

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Liberal Fascism

Global totalitarian collectivism as represented by the Democrat Party in the United States.

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Minor-Attracted Persons

The collectivist-invented label to describe pedophiles in order to normalize their behavior.

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Making Women Register for the Draft

A “equality-based progressive move” the House & the Senate Armed Services Committee voted to expand registration for a possible military draft 35-24 on September 1st. Here’s the news link

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Woke Purity Test

Obligatory responses for single-answer questions every progressive must know.

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Progressive Ideology

A breeding ground for tiny tyrants.

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Progressive Vision

Bringing America into the 21st century by replacing the 18th century Constitution with 19th century manifesto

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Seattle Police

Progressive bodyguard unit for the mayor who recently issued a looting app to combat COVID-19 as a response to ongoing riots

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Progressive Science

A dogma-based enterprise where Truth is a social construct deduced by subtracting ‘What is’ from ‘What ought to be’

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Brett Weinstein

Self-declared progressive ex-professor who was railroaded by woke Evergreen students for not being apologetic enough for being white.

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Chronicle of Higher Education

The Bible of the academic community who sells the censorship of opposite viewpoints as progress.

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Laws for Progressives

Conservatives are more than happy to live under the same laws and taxes they want for everyone else; Progressives expect to be exempted from the same laws and taxes they want for everyone else.

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