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Meeting new people

A chance to recycle old jokes

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Yawn

An honest opinion openly expressed

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Merit

What will get you to the top if the boss has no daughter to marry

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Cell phone

a portable communication device for use in a cellular system for the following reasons: 48.5% social media, 21.7% texting, 6.2% awkward situation avoider, 3.2% flashlight, and 0.1% actually calling people

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Aggressive

An adjective with relative meaning to define success of a person unless he’s a republican.

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Pedophilia

Bread and Butter for Muslim men

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Less Fortunate

Postmodern politically correct term to describe people who make poor decisions in life and are quick to blame those who have succeeded or have wealth.

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Insanity

Knowing that what you’re doing is completely idiotic, but still, somehow, you just can’t stop it

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Hospitality

Making your guests feel like they’re at home, even if you wish they were

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Kleptomaniac

Someone who can’t help himself from helping himself

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Social Distance

1 inch among Mediterraneans and 3 feet among Anglo-Saxons

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Efficiency

Intelligent laziness

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